Exclusive Bohra jokes

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wise_guy
Posts: 700
Joined: Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:52 pm

Exclusive Bohra jokes

#1

Unread post by wise_guy » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:35 pm

Starting with a teaser.. !

Duniya ke 2 sabse Mushkil Kaam

1-Apni baat Kisi Aur Ke dimag
Me Fit Krna!

2-Kisi Aur Ka Paisa Apni Jeib
Mein shift karna!

Jo Pehle Me Kamyab Hota
Hai, Usey "Teacher" Kehte Hai

Jo Dusre Me Kamyab Hota
Hai, Usey "Business Man" Kahte hai

Aur Jo Dono Me Kamyab
Hota Hai Use......

"Janab saheb Kahte Hain" :lol:

seeker110
Posts: 1730
Joined: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:01 am

Re: Exclusive Bohra jokes

#2

Unread post by seeker110 » Sun Jul 28, 2013 2:06 pm

Chalo, us hath ko chumte hain jis ne serif haram ka kamaya hai. Mehnat se kabhi nahi kamaya