Bohra SMS Duniya

[WiththenameofAllah]

Received from jammat

[WiththenameofAllah]

Huh finally attached

[SBM]

^
so now Ruwa Jeyo Moh Banwo is not enough, This is truly TAMASHA so instead of having genuine SOG, it is going to be invented SOG SMS camp has gone way over reinventing Majlis of Imam Hussain. what a shameful letter

[anajmi]

its just a building with 4 walls,

And therein lies the problem. It is not just a building with 4 walls. The fact that you believe that it is just a building with 4 walls, allows you to create stories after the fact. Any explanation that you have about it from here on, can be rejected because you believe it is just a building with 4 walls.

[haqniwaat]

Mufaddal bs used to do sajda to Syedna Qutbuddin for many years, then all of a sudden, he stopped and stopped everyone else. The same way, he and the entire of Qasre Aali held stocks, and all of a sudden it was haraam. So he made his millions and now it's haraam for the rest of us.
And the list goes on and on.
Oh, and I forgot to add my two bits about daari. I am sure many people living in the West will agree that at one time or another, they've had to deal with beard issues when looking for employment. Nobody's saying to shave it off but let's get real!

[ghulam muhammed]

Ashura 1436 logo.

[bohrabhai]

Huzurala Syedna Aaliqadr Mufaddal Saifuddin T.U.S. is in Mumbai, India

Arrived at 2.15am IST on 8th Zilqad H.1435 (Thursday, 2nd October, 2014) from Colombo
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Huzurala TUS started from Mumbai for 48 days Safar on 19th Shawwal H.1435 (Friday, 15 thAugust, 2014) visited
Colombo (stop-over),
Al Moiziyatul Qahera (6days),
Mombasa (2days),
Nakuru (3days),
Eldoret (stop-over),
Dar Es Salaam-before Tafrih (1day),
Rufiji (tafrih)(14days),
Dar Es Salaam-after tafrih (1day),
Tanga (6days),
Zanzibar (stop-over),
Reunion (7days),
Mauritius (stop-over),
Seychelles (stop-over) &
Colombo (8days) & returned to Mumbai today.
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الاخبار الانوار
- Akhbar Al Anwar:

......shz Qaidjohar bs ye mumbai ma ashara thai ena lide araz kidi ane surat ma bhi ghani tayyari shuru che emm araz kidi ...shz abbas bs araz kidi aap na pehla ashara che gadi par awa pachi mumbai ne sharaf apiye.......maula ye ghanu tabssum farmawi ne farmayu k 2 mahina pachi ghar ma padhara che....
Maulana ghanaj khush hata......

[humanbeing]

SMS touring the african continent in hi-fi luxury cars, chartered aircrafts, visiting rich abdes, gulping down sumptuous food and walking out with cash bags is considered azeemo-shaan khidmat to daawat.

[JC]

What 'tafrih' MS was doing in Rufiji?? and that too for 14 days?? He does not 'claim' to be an ordinary leader, why does he need this vacation?? Vacation for what?? what kind of tafrih does he require?? This is pathetic .............. roaming like a King on peoples money and 'collecting' money for his own ayashee and on top of it 'takes time off' for tafrih ... dah..

[JC]

SMS touring the african continent in hi-fi luxury cars, chartered aircrafts, visiting rich abdes, gulping down sumptuous food and walking out with cash bags is considered azeemo-shaan khidmat to daawat.

azeemo-shaan khidmat FROM daawat ..............

[BohriKakaHumor]

Bohri Kaka says "Education toh Nakkaam nu che."

http://bohrikaka.blogspot.in/

[Ozdundee]

Some places in Africa were left out , why ?

What about Kampala, Congo , liberia, Lagos , Cape Town ,
Lilongwe , tripoli , guinea Bissau , Mogadishu , Addis Ababa , Ivory Coast

Alberta , Mississauga , Vancouver ?

[SBM]

Some places in Africa were left out , why ?

What about Kampala, Congo , liberia, Lagos , Cape Town ,
Lilongwe , tripoli , guinea Bissau , Mogadishu , Addis Ababa , Ivory Coast

Because he has not found the cure for EBOLA

[Ozdundee]

Sbm bhai very disappointed with you , you did not invite him to your city and offer the key to the city, shame

With all his power he would frighten Ebola too

The resting in rufiji was well deserved after all the hardworking ziafats

[JC]

Tamay 'Su Bola' ..??

MS na samnay 'Koyee Na Bola' ............. aa E-Bola kahan see Bolsay ....!!

Maula to Badha Nee 'Boltee' Bundh Karwa Nee Taqat Rakhay Chay ............

[JC]

Sbm bhai very disappointed with you , you did not invite him to your city and offer the key to the city, shame

With all his power he would frighten Ebola too

The resting in rufiji was well deserved after all the hardworking ziafats

Maula Rufiji Ma Imam Nee Hazrat Ma Poncha Tha Anay Imam-uz-Zaman Nay Fakhir Najwa Arz Keeda .............. Tamay To Khalee E-Bola Ma Phansay La Cho ...........

[haqniwaat]

Whatsapp message:
Salam
gujarat cm Anandiben patel ye pan aqa moula tus ne araz kari k moula tame gujarat ma surat maj moharram karo modi saheb ye pan kehyu che tamare hamara taraf si government taraf si badho sath shakar aapsu

[DisillusionedDB]

Forwarded as received:
Khuli dhamki jumat ma rehvu hoy to member kahe etala paisa aapvaj padse.
Morbi ma eid ni jumat ma jumat committee na farajiyat paisa ughrava babate dhamal.

[haqniwaat]

Can someone translate the gujarati?

[MMH]

Nyaz ni hub na cover ma ocha ma ocha 200 rupiya ni hub farizat che..

[MMH]

The next one is:


Anjumane Dawoodi Bohra Jamaat, Pisawada

Jamaat Committee e Janab Sahebno Nakki karel Salaam:

1. Koi pan rajano salam- Rs. 50
2. Shadi ma mahurat no salam- Rs. 100
3. Dikrana Nikaahno Salam- Rs 786 (i think so)
4. Dikrinina Nikaah no Salam- Rs. 550
5. Koi pan Jaman na thaal no salam- Rs. 150
6. Shadi na Nikaah na Jaman no salam- Rs. 550
7. Shadi ma dikriwala na Jaman no salam- Rs. 550
8. Shadi ma sehra bandhaavano salam- Rs. 100
9. Koi pan majlis hoi tena salam- Rs 100
10. Khushi na jaman- darees no salam- Rs. 150
11. Nava dikraona meesaqno salam- Rs. 350
12. Ramzaan Eid, Bakra Eid, Moharamul Haram vagere ma khushi thi salam karvo...


I loved the last one...'khushi thi'

[DisillusionedDB]

3. Dikrana Nikaahno Salam- Rs 786 (i think so)

That's right .. 786/-

12. Ramzaan Eid, Bakra Eid, Moharamul Haram vagere ma khushi thi salam karvo...
I loved the last one...'khushi thi'

Oh, they are so generous. I am touched .. no fixed amount set for "Ramzaan Eid, Bakra Eid, Moharamul Haram vagere". By the way, it's not mentioned "Koni khushi ?" Raza na saheb ni ke pachi mumineen ni

[DisillusionedDB]

Whatsapp message:
Salam
gujarat cm Anandiben patel ye pan aqa moula tus ne araz kari k moula tame gujarat ma surat maj moharram karo modi saheb ye pan kehyu che tamare hamara taraf si government taraf si badho sath shakar aapsu

Maybe they might be contemplating conversion to DB

[Ummul Bani]

12. Ramzaan Eid, Bakra Eid, Moharamul Haram vagere ma khushi thi salam karvo...


I loved the last one...'khushi thi'

Actually that's the best one. It means "Khushi thi" salam karvo "paisa thi" nahi.. Read between the lines!! ; )

[DisillusionedDB]

Newspaper clipping of Whatsapp message posted above.

[DisillusionedDB]

12. Ramzaan Eid, Bakra Eid, Moharamul Haram vagere ma khushi thi salam karvo...


I loved the last one...'khushi thi'

Actually that's the best one. It means "Khushi thi" salam karvo "paisa thi" nahi.. Read between the lines!! ; )

Damn .. there was taawil in that too. I should have read between the lines

[WiththenameofAllah]

Is this salam earning halal ?

[ghulam muhammed]

Mumbai taraf thi Syedi Mukasir sahib ye ghani shaan si jazba ma araz kidhi.... Ke Mola hame aapne araz karwa aaya che ane hamaro haq leva aaya che kem Molana Burhanudin aqa ye dawat na arsh par mustawi thawa baad pehla Ashura Mumbai ma kida hata aap bhi Mumbai ma Ashura karye.

Te baad Marol ni araz thai... then Indore... ane lastly Surat je ma ghani ZOR si talebato ane jamea ye araz kidhi ke mola aapnu watan che aapna wiladat ni jagah che.... Muder BS then did araz.... Mola tayyari kari ne aaya che 1 lakh logo no utaro aapsu...

Mola yeh Tabassum farmayu....... And the suspense continues.....

[ghulam muhammed]

[quote=Mola yeh Tabassum farmayu....... And the suspense continues..... [/quote]

"Mola ye tabassum farmayu" and the suspense continues means that the bidding process is going on and the vayez will ultimately be SOLD to the highest bidder !!

[Al Zulfiqar]

"Mola tayyari kari ne aaya che 1 lakh logo no utaro aapsu..."

which means that o mola, hame tayyari kari ne aaya chhe ke ek lakh logo ne looti nakhsu...!!!