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Re: Reply to Serendipity

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Unread post by serendipity » Fri May 20, 2005 1:56 am

It's really touching to see you bros "hanging together" now so sweetly...the good, the bad, the straight, and the gay, EH?

Nevertheless for NON-bros there's an insurmountable difference between the "macho posturing and disregard for life" of your imams bush/bin laden, and the submission to Allah's will of a true hero! Give us the LATTER, that's the only "measurement" we care about. ;)

And cut the bull about Imam's "hiding spot where he has been hiding for the last thousand years". :roll: Such a TIRED old ploy to confuse the issue, saying we're waiting on the same guy who went down a rabbit hole to come back out of it!
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Unread post by Fatwa Banker » Fri May 20, 2005 2:28 am

Brother Anajmi,

I researched the Fatwa Bank again and I found no Fatwas from Mufti Bush, Mufti Dick or Mufti Sharon. Please direct me to your most trusted Fatwa site where you find the gems that you post. We all would benefit from the edumacation.

Wassalum
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Unread post by Fatwa Banker » Fri May 20, 2005 2:35 am

Sorry about the typo brother Anajmi I meant edumakashion. I wouldn't want the infidels to think that we were unedumakated morons right ? Skrew Dyno O'mite, we wahabis have a Fatwa hangin' right between our leggs, right brother Anajmi ?
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Unread post by anajmi » Fri May 20, 2005 4:30 am

serendipity,

Sorry about that. So you've had anywhere from 20 to 40 or more Imams in the last 1000 years and NOT ONE OF THEM HAD THE BALLS to come out of hiding? Well, for your own sake, I would stick to the one Imam theory. Easier to be in a community led by one coward than a whole bunch of them.

Dear Brother Fatwa Banker,

Normally I would've told you to do your own research, but it is my job to educate you. The most common web sites you can use are http://www.Saddam-Will-Destroy-Us-All-In-45-Minutes.com or
http://www.Iraq-Has-WMD.com or
http://www.But-Please-Do-Not-Blame-Israel.com or the latest one which is
http://www.Iran-Has-WMD.com.

And the Fatwa between your legs should be used only after you reach puberty. So you may have to wait a few years. You are not supposed to play around with that Fatwa though!!
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Unread post by Above Average Bohra » Fri May 20, 2005 4:33 am

anajmi, fartwa banker

Do your family members know the kind of language that you use over here? I would never do something like this. But whatever rock is on your boat.
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Unread post by Fatwa Banker » Sat May 21, 2005 1:40 am

Brother Anajmi,

I look up to you as a fellow Wahabi, but you no making no sense. Please help me out here. Why we standing up for Iran when we trashing Shias here ? Why we defending Saddam when he wuz a secular infidel that our Iman in hiding no likee ? Those Palestinians ain't no Wahabis either, in fact right near daggum infidels Muslimically. Why you & me should support them brother ? In anticipashun of your enlitened response.

Wassulum
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Unread post by Above Average Bohra » Sat May 21, 2005 2:49 am

Dear Brother Fatwa Banker,

You are beginning to dissapoint me by talking like Average Morons.

If a non-muslim tries to fuck around with a muslim nation I will be the first one to rise to its defence and it does not matter if we have different aqidas. As long as you believe in Allah and his prophet you are a muslim. We all have differences. That is why I want the hidden Imam to show his face and join us in the fight.

Where did you get the idea that we are defending Saddam? Saddam was a big prick, but definitely not bigger than Mufti Bush, Mufti Dick or Mufti Sharon. And while Saddam is in jail having a nice time in his underpants, our brothers in Iraq are dying because Mufti Bush, Mufti Dick and Mufti Sharon need more lubricant for free or they need more land to grab.

The Palestinians ain't no wahabis but you have to look at the bigger picture. They are muslims and for a true Wahabi, that is all that should matter. Look at the bigger picture my wahabi brother otherwise you will end up like an average moron.

I hope you will do more of your own research.
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Unread post by anajmi » Sat May 21, 2005 2:54 am

Dear Brothers,

I have to tell you there are a lot of people on this board pretending to be that which they are not. Please be careful.

Above Average Bohra,

Stop pretending to be a wahabi or Fartwa and I will kick your ass.

Dear Brother Fatwa Banker,

You are beginning to dissapoint me by talking like Average Morons.

If a non-muslim tries to fuck around with a muslim nation I will be the first one to rise to its defence and it does not matter if we have different aqidas. As long as you believe in Allah and his prophet you are a muslim. We all have differences. That is why I want the hidden Imam to show his face and join us in the fight.

Where did you get the idea that we are defending Saddam? Saddam was a big prick, but definitely not bigger than Mufti Bush, Mufti Dick or Mufti Sharon. And while Saddam is in jail having a nice time in his underpants, our brothers in Iraq are dying because Mufti Bush, Mufti Dick and Mufti Sharon need more lubricant for free or they need more land to grab.

The Palestinians ain't no wahabis but you have to look at the bigger picture. They are muslims and for a true Wahabi, that is all that should matter. Look at the bigger picture my wahabi brother otherwise you will end up like an average moron.

I hope you will do more of your own research.
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Re: Reply to Serendipity

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Unread post by Above Average Bohra » Sat May 21, 2005 3:58 am

anajmi,

You should stop pretending to be me. I would never use the kind of language that you use because I never use the kind of language that you use in front of my family. But hey whatever boats your rock.
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Unread post by anajmi » Sat May 21, 2005 4:01 am

serendipity,

You say that the hiding Imam is Allah's will. Can you point out where you got this information from? Is it in the quran? or the Hadith? or the Nahjul Balagh?

I bet you it was the hidden Imam himself that gave you that information right? How convenient!!
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Unread post by serendipity » Sat May 21, 2005 2:13 pm

Maybe I shouldn't be fooled by your "masquerade" as a WAHABI, anaj :)
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Unread post by anajmi » Sat May 21, 2005 6:47 pm

serendipity,

you've never said anything to me anyways. Nothing that makes any sense that is. I've got an Imam in my masjid too from whom I learn the quran. So??

I asked you a simple question - Can you point out where you got this information from? Is it in the quran? or the Hadith? or the Nahjul Balagh?

And you say you have nothing more to say to me after some stating some irrelevant historical facts about sufis and the french. Did the Imam come out and save their HEADS? or did he like a coward remain hidden.

I am sure you don't have anything more to say. That was the whole point of my question.

What is the point in having generation after generation of Imam if he is going to remain hidden and let people get their heads smashed?
I have absolute faith in Allah's plan and I know the true Imam will come when ever it is Allah's plan. However my point is that the generation that has been hiding for a thousand years has nothing to do with the true Imam. They are just taking you and the rest for a ride. Even the coming of Isa (as)(Jesus) is in Allah's plan, but no one ever claimed that he has been hiding for 2000 years to come out at the right time!!
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Unread post by anajmi » Sat May 21, 2005 6:52 pm

And by the way, just to clarify, I am actually a wahabi who is pretending to be a bohra who is pretending to be a wahabi who is actually a bohra masquerading as a wahabi who is pretending not to be a sufi even though he is a bohra who is not pretending to be a hindu by pretending to be a wahabi but actually I am not.
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Unread post by serendipity » Sun May 22, 2005 4:49 pm

Re: your statement "I have absolute faith in Allah's plan and I know the true Imam will come whenever it is Allah's plan." We're in TOTAL agreement about this much; so unless you insist on being a typical male a-hole who always has to HAVE THE LAST WORD (as I suspect you do;)) let's just agree to disagree "abt the details"...no prob big man.

For the RECORD though (where you said re. our resistance to the french in algeria, "did the Imam come out and save their HEADS or did he like a coward remain hidden?") The Imam of that time achieved shahadat there....Just clarifying, not expecting you to care one way or the other.
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Re: Reply to Serendipity

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Unread post by anajmi » Tue May 24, 2005 2:28 pm

serendipity,

Is there something known as a female chavinistic pig(a femal pig). If there isn't, I sure as hell think there should be. You would be the first candidate.

"The Imam of that time achieved shahadat there". Well, those people, I guess, were lucky. Too bad the Imam of our times if afraid of getting shot where the sun don't shine. ;)
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Unread post by serendipity » Tue May 24, 2005 10:08 pm

Re: "the Imam of our times getting shot where the sun don't shine." Don't you SEE, my dear anajmi? Since you are the biggest, most flaming rear-end around YOU would draw all the fire!! :p
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Re: Reply to Serendipity

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Unread post by anajmi » Wed May 25, 2005 12:20 pm

good, then I am sure the Imam will have no problem coming out of hiding.

Or is he still a shitless a-hole?
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Unread post by JC » Wed May 25, 2005 1:14 pm

My argument is:

If Imam (or Dai) can not help us in this world, if they can not relieve us of our sufferings and miseries of this life of 70 or 80 years, how will they 'help' us in lifeherafter which is suppose to be for ever? Imam supposedly 'claims' he will take his followers to Jannah and even his Dai gives the 'guarantee' for that. At bohra burials they keep a paper in the hand of dead one which is presumably the 'gurantee' letter from Dai to God (as if God does not know who is bohra and who is not ...!!!).

I tend to agree that none of the prophets had done that. They had showed a 'way' they gave a 'system' they made 'policies' and instructed to follow those and then leave the rest to God. They made it clear that it was in the hands to God to decide one's final fate and destiny.

So if Imam or Dai cannot pass the elementary school, how can they do the Ph.D.?
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