syedna's forthcoming visit California tthis weekend

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Farid
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Unread post by Farid » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:08 pm

Please send this letter- (Prototype enclosed) to City of San Hose mayor & the clerk so as to oppose the visit of Syedna in california this weekend- Time is of essence -
mayoremail@sanhoseca.gov ,cityclerk@sanhoseca.gov & also the News paper of San jose-letters@mecurynews.com
Please also alert to FBI by writing them when you go to their website-- Thank you
IMPORTANT WARNING

Dear Sir: Each year Priests of Shia Sect called Dawoodi Bohras visit USA & Britain from India and stay here often illegally-The head of the sect is Mr. Mohammed Burhanuddin the 52nd dai who is planning to visit San hose area next week end.. When they are here they collect huge sums of money in the name of religious taxes and also expensive gifts-They are then involved in money laundering and also aim at suppressing & terrorizing the reformists who are opposed to their medieval ideas- They are almost similar to Ayatollahs of Iran who suppress women & also preach hate rate & anti western ideas & terror in their sermons-All the women are forced to wear the Hijab & Chador & the males the white flowing robes--- They do not believe in democracy and they have formed a bogus tax exempt trust called Dawat-E- Hadiyah of North America- & UK , This trust does not give any annual reports or accounts And mainly benefits the lavish life style of head priest & his huge family of 5000 & more.They declare the bogus donations which are never fulfilled--They are also involved in buying prime real estate in USA & Britain with their ill gotten tax free money-plus money laundering-I kindly request you to deny them the Visas to USA & Britain and investigate their financial activities- We do not want these extremists of Cult Islamic Faith proliferate in our free land and create all sorts troubles for the peace loving people-- for any additional details-please contact me (Your Name & Tel#)---Thank you for your kind attention--Kindly deny them of any privilege of photo opportunity with the Mayors & senators ,Congressmen/Women of California-They are expert in bribing the ruling political parties to get their work done! Kindly keep my name confidential as they will ostracize my relatives in India--Thanks

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Farid
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Re: syedna's forthcoming visit California tthis weekend

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Unread post by Farid » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:32 pm

I have been told that Syedna will be visiting Fremont city mainly-So contact there is for the whole city council---ccouncil@ci.fremont.ca.us -& mayor is--bwasserman@ci.fremont.ca.us---Thanks

mumin_mukhlish
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Unread post by mumin_mukhlish » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:33 pm

Muddai Lakh bura chahe to kya hota hai
wohi hota hai jo manjure khuda hota hai :D

mumin_mukhlish
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Unread post by mumin_mukhlish » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:14 pm

Dear Farid
Stop barking in dreams and of cuz,stop dreaming during daylight. :roll:

Just come to san fransisco airport this saturday evening and see what a grand welcome to be followed..

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Unread post by mumineen » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:46 pm

We should also highlight to the Amercian authorities re:

1. The last time they allowed Bohris from all over the world as visitors to meet HH in the U.S.A., lots of these Bohris stayed over illegally and did NOT retrun to their old countries.

2 See attached:
http://www.dawoodi-bohras.com/cgibin/UB ... 236#000000

From Toronot Jamat's website:

http://www.torontojamat.com/Announce/visa.htm

Dear Mumineen of Toronto:

Baad afzalusalaam

We have received an urgent appeal from Janab Kinana' Bhaisaheb, Amilsaheb of Dubai for help.

During last year's Ashara Mubarak in Dubai visitors' visa were issued to mumineen arriving into Dubai.

Immigration records show that 3,000 of these visa holders never exited Dubai. The Dubai Jamaat will be heavily penalized for this breach of faith. The jamaat is attempting to correct these anomalies.

For this reason, The Dubai Jamaat seeks from every mumin who traveled to Dubai to please provide a photocopy of:

the first Page of the passport bearing the name & Passport #
The passport page bearing the exit stamp.
Please fax at 905-882-7386 or send these 2 pages to our local Jamaat office a.s.a.p and no later than December 6th because the Dubai Jamaat is anxiously awaiting to clear the records. We will collect all these copies and send them to Dubai.

The Dubai Jamaat did their utmost in khidmat in making our stay very comfortable and provided us with many amenities. Please return the favor by quickly sending this information.

Abeede Syedna(TUS)

Anjumane Najmi

3. During the same time in Dubai, lots of visitors allowed on the tourist visas were caught shoplifting in the "souks" and a number of them stole cutlery, crockery, linen and fixtures from the hotels.

mbohra
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Unread post by mbohra » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:57 pm

The Bohri women in the U.S.A. who have gone through the illegal and barbarid Female Genital Mutilation (have their "clits slit" during their childhood) due to the Kothar's fatwa can write to the women senators and congresswomen and the media about these cruel practices still being imposed by the Kothar and it's leaders.

The only way to reform the radical and extremists Kotharis is to embarass them and beat them at their own games.

"Laato kaa bhoot baato se nahin maante"

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Unread post by mumin_mukhlish » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:03 pm

My dear progressives,
Last year when aqa moula(tus) came here in USA, u ppl did the same failed attempt to send some trash letters.. Remember??? But unfortunately :D in responce to ur trash, American authority had published following letters to Huzurala (TUS)

FYI.....

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Letter from the Mayor of the city of Houston to Huzur'ala (T.U.S.)

His Holiness Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin Saheb
I, Bill White, Mayor of the City of Houston, hereby take pleasure in appointing you an

HONORARY CITIZEN

of the City of Houston, Texas, in recognition of the outstanding success you have achieved in your vocation and in appreciation of the valuable contributions you have made and are making through unselfish public service for the benefit and welfare of humanity. Furthermore, as a token of high esteem, I have selected you to serve as a

GOOD WILL AMBASSADOR

of this city, with full power and authority to inform others of the genuine hospitality and friendly atmosphere that prevail in Houston and of the many advantages and unlimited opportunities that our great city has to offer.

In Witness Thereof, I have hereunto set my hand and have caused the Official Seal of the City of Houston to be affixed this 25th day of July, 2004, A.D.

Bill White
Mayor of the City of Houston
*************************************************

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Letters from American emissaries to Aqa Moula (TUS)

Your Holiness Dr. Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin Saheb,
Welcome! On behalf of the constituents of the Eighteenth Congressional District, I take great pleasure in honoring your presence on this delightful visit to the beautiful city of Houston, Texas. Your kindness and spiritual leadership continues to spread and serve as an inspiration to mankind.
The services you provide to the people and to different communities are invaluable. Your spiritual wisdom and visionary guidance have made tremendous progress in promoting peace and harmony.
It is with deep regret that I cannot personally welcome you on this wonderful and memorable visit, but be assured I am with you in heart and spirit. However, I join with everyone gathered here today in celebrating your presence in the 4th largest city in the United States.
Your holiness, service, and dedication are deserving of the respect, admiration, and commendation of the United States Congress.

Sheila Jackson Lee
Member of Congress
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Ab fail hone ki aadat hi pad gayee hai to ek aur fail attempt sahi... hahahaha :D

mbohra
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Unread post by mbohra » Fri Jul 29, 2005 1:56 am

mumin_mukhlish:

Don't we know what bribery in the guise of political donations can do to the politicians?. There has been countless examples throughout the world.

Isn't it ironic that a person calling himself a spiritual leader would literally seduce politicians to secure a delusion of grandeur?
Why wouldn't HH secure the audience with religious leaders of other faiths or Muslim sects for that matter?

The only politicians wjo saw right through HH were the Canadian Government Senators who during the Bill S-13 said the following re. HH:

Senator Gigantes:
“This is a weird, contentious, querulous sect from Bombay. It is proposed in this Bill that the tyrannical and much opposed leader of this sect be recognized by the Senate of Canada as a corporation sole, to be able to handle money of this sect without any control by a board of directors. Why? Because he has paid a fat fee to a Tory lawyer in Toronto, who happens to know the Leader of the Government, who has asked Senator Atkins to push this thing on us.

“They fiddle, while Rome burns, doing favours for dubious characters, for dubious clients of dubious Tory lawyers, instead of dealing with more important issues. They want us to send this bill to a committee, taking up the time of senators and Parliament and wasting money in order to do a favour for somebody whom half of his followers (question the system he presides over).”

Opposition Senator Corbin:
“ I have even greater and more serious reasons for opposing this group. I will fight them to the end.”

Excerpts from the debates of December 14, 1992:

Senator Gignates:
“Large quantities of evidence has been sent to us in the form of respected publications in India and Pakistan which have reported on this Dai al-Mutlaq and the things he has been doing.

“In principle, we should not touch with a barge pole a controversial institution that is bitterly divided. We are talking about a kind of religious mafia. Those who are sending letters to us are alleging that the Dai al-Mutlaq has taken control of properties accumulated by chapters of this brotherhood and is now administering them without giving an account to any of the people who put up their money to build the community centres and so on.

“Those people are protesting against this undemocratic, tyrannical and arbitrary rule by this one person (and his priesthood) who in interviews has said he considers himself to be God, no less. In one interview he watered it down and said that he was equivalent to God. If he is God or the equivalent he certainly does not need the Canadian Senate. He should be able to arrange things the way he wants.

“Do not tell me that the lawyer is doing this for nothing. Are you really suggesting that Borden & Elliot helping this particular Bombay billionaire, are not charging him anything out of the kindness of their hearts. Just because a Tory lawyer wants to charge a big fat fee the Canadian Senate must get into the murk of this particular situation.

“Why should we give the imprimatur of the Senate to somebody who is not even a Canadian citizen, who will have the right to administer property here in Canada, property accumulated by people who are Canadian citizens, and who will probably be able to take this property out of the country, to the detriment of those citizens, to the detriment of Canada, and, in a small way, to the detriment of the Canadian dollar.

“We will sanction a Shite sect by allowing this man to come here and apply in this country the practices that have him in trouble with the authorities in India and Pakistan where he is accused, among other things, of smuggling diamonds and of desecrating cemeteries.

“Surely that Tory lawyer can make money doing something else. There must be some Canadian-born criminals that he can defend. Does he have to go overseas to find clients? Is business that bad in the law in Toronto that he has to find a character of dubious past who claims to be God, and defend him? Since when does God need a lawyer?”

(Debate adjourned until March 2, 1993 and March 3, 1993)


March 3, 1993

Senator Gigantes:
There are two stages here. The first is this:

“Do we accept the principle of your bill, which will give corporation sole status to someone who is not a Canadian resident? That is a precedent.

“After we accept this principle, we can then bring up your other point; namely, that they should come before the Senate Committee and face their accusers. The accusers will come here in large numbers and from India, and you will not like what they will say. ”

Senator Corbin:
“We are dealing with a request that comes to us from a person who is the head of an Islamic sect, and who considers himself all powerful. He feels that he has to answer no one for his actions and deeds, and that he can throw out of his community any one he wishes at any time. He has been the object of great controversy in India.

“These are not fictitious allegations dreamed up by someone who, for some reason, would be opposed to the Dai al-Mutlaq. These are papers, public pieces of information which came out of magazines and newspapers. They are signed and dated. They carry a continuing story of molestation, of persecution on the part of the person who seeks to be incorporated in Canada by way of corporation sole.

“Example from an article in a newspaper or magazine called Caravan of September 1979 by Mohan Deep:

“The Bohras are finally beginning to rebel. Their tiny reformist movement, however, has come under ferocious attack by the religious despot who is unwilling to relinquish his hold.”

“Girls, young women, have been told they could not marry because the boss said they could not marry. They have been told to postpone their wedding for two and three years. These are not fairly tales.

“I have received documents which were not signed. I have not used them, and I cannot even quote from them, but they are blood-curdling documents nevertheless. If and when we do get to committee, I intend to ask questions with respect to those allegations. I doubt very much that they are fairly tales.

“There is opposition in Canada. It is not a large community, but it is extremely divided over this. A lot of people are hurt. Their feelings are hurt. Their lives are being disturbed; their collective, individual and family lives. You would not believe the sort of thing that is going on.

“I do not like to distinguish between male and female in the Senate, but I think that our honourable colleagues, the women in the Senate, should have a particular concern in what has been going on in the way that women are being treated by this despot".

http://dawoodi-bohras.com/issues/senate_1.htm
http://dawoodi-bohras.com/issues/senate_2.htm

If we refer to the Kothari websites such as Malumaat or Mumineen, we would find numerous photographs of HH and his various offsprings with politicians. The only pictures we see HH which are of religious nature are the pictures of gullible Bohris either performing Poor Josh Matam
or the scared and tamed Bohris standing and weeping in front of HH with their two palms of hands clasped or sitting down and kissing HH's thighs.

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Unread post by spot » Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:37 pm

mbohra,
two points of contention.

1. i find it difficult to believe that the mayor and congresswoman from houston (or boston, washington d.c., new jersey) would care to bepaid by a muslim leader. you don't think the press would get a hold of the paid off info? not every person at every level is a corrupt as YOU say.

2. you use the canadian gov't of one who didn't believe the dai. did you read the comments at all? Senator Gigantes first line is "This is a weird, contentious, querulous sect from Bombay." how authoritative and honorable a person is this is your eyes where he call all bohra..even you mbohra...a weird sect!!! he is not mocking the dai..but bohras in general.

in another statement he says about the dai "who in interviews has said he considers himself to be God, no less." no dai living or dead has said this!

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Unread post by Muslim First » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:00 pm

Br. Spot

I am not Bohra.
Politics in USA works thus;
Elections cost lot of money.
People contribute to candidate for access..
If number of Bohra citizens contribute to mayor’s party or his election committee then it becomes very easy for them to call mayor and request a letter of welcome for their leader.
All you need to know is learn the ropes and then milk the system.
Wasalaam
.

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Unread post by Humsafar » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:18 pm

Dear Spot,

Aren't you the one who asserted "since the time of adam nabi" in a previous thread (http://www.dawoodi-bohras.com/cgibin/UB ... 336#000036) as if adam nabi was a historical figure who actually lived at a particular time in history. One wonders how can you reconcile this nonsense with your otherwise obsessive insistence on facts and proof on other matters (http://www.dawoodi-bohras.com/cgibin/UB ... 001279;p=1).

Be that as it may, regarding your latest intellectual intervention, I've this to say:

For item #1, Muslim First unlike you is "spot" on (sorry, couldn't resist the pun). Politicians do not do anything gratis. Bribery comes in many shapes and forms. You know why the Kothar is so "successful"? Because wherever they go the first thing they do is "learn the ropes and milk the system". That gullible devotees see this "success" as "shaan" of moula is proof of their stupidity.

Item #2, Senator Gigantes is right. Anybody who swears by the dai and his corrupt system can be nothing but weird. What is weirder that you should question such an assessment.

As for "god on earth" claim, if my memory serves me right it was Sayedna Tahir Saifuddin who said that in Bombay High Court during his hearing at the chandabhai galla case. Maybe somebody can confirm this.

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Unread post by Farid » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:53 pm

Yes Hamsafar you are right that Syedna Taher Saifuddin did claim to be God on earth on his testimoney in the Galla case in Bombay--

This is for the info of all as the money collection scheme of Kothar---

Please send a copy of this to the mayor of San Jose,MAYOR OF fREMONT , the Editor of a
newspaper ... explaining how they force the community to donate ...
minimum is $2,552. It is ridiculous. This should also be reported to
IRS.

> Subject: Hoob For Maula's (TUS) Visit
>
>
> Baad Afzalus Salaam
>
> All mumeneen are requested to give their checks made out to
> Anjuman-e-Burhanee for expenses that will be incurred specifically for
> Maula's (TUS) visit. The minimum unit is $2,552 but some mumeneen are
> being requested to donate more. Please give these checks ASAP since
> we will have to pay for some items immediately as Aqamaula (TUS)
> accepts our araz to come to LA. Aameen

Farid
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Unread post by Farid » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:59 pm

THIS IS THE CORRECT NOTICE MAILED TO ALL BOHRAS IN CALIFORNIA--


Subject: Hoob For Maula's (TUS) Visit

Baad Afzalus Salaam

All mumeneen are requested to give their checks made out to Anjuman-e-Burhanee for expenses that will be incurred specifically for Maula's (TUS) visit. The minimum unit is $2,552 but some mumeneen are being requested to donate more. Please give these checks ASAP since we will have to pay for some items immediately as Aqamaula (TUS) accepts our araz to come to LA. Aameen.

These checks will be returned if our araz is not accepted.

Anybody needing qardan, please contact Shk. Saifuddin Bhai Mogri.

Abeed-e-Syedna TUS
Anjuman-e-Burhanee, Los Angeles.

Average Bohra
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Unread post by Average Bohra » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:32 am

Emotionally charged letters to politicians will get you no where. This scam can only be brought down by <u>following the money</u>, at least in the US. These memos and requests for money complied for the year, pictures of Amils accepting salaams sitting next to a wad of cash or Lifafas, documenting the ownership of Kothar homes in the US (public information), compared to the tax return filed by Anjuman-e-Burhanee, may cause the IRS to conduct an audit. IRS can subpoena expense records, some paid for in cash during the Dai’s stay here such as hotel, limo rentals, etc. directly from the vendors

Not a doubt in my mind that this audit will blow a hole in the Tax Return. Remember, it was eventually tax fraud that brought down Al Capone, they couldn’t prove much beyond that. In no way am I comparing the crimes of these two individuals.

I must say that the not so subtle encouragement of obtaining "Qurdans" to pay for this "unit" did shock me. I suggest this Sheik Mogri guy consider paying on behalf of these low income individuals as no doubt he is in for hell of a lot more than the $2552 anyway.

Farid
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Unread post by Farid » Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:17 am

Please write to the city council Of Fremont as we did it in the following e-mail---

To: ccouncil@ci.fremont.us
Sent: Saturday, July 30, 2005 11:07 PM
Subject: Hello!Syedna Mohd Burhanuddin's Visit to Fremont--Beware

Dear Sirs:I am enclosing another document that was sent out to all the Bohra community members -They were all asked to contribute money for the Syedna's visit in USA although Syedna is filthy rich with money collected by coersion from the community by way religious taxes- Please do not give any encouragement to this individual as he is a dictator & a ruthless tyrant --Please read my previous letter sent to you and please go to the progressive refomist website of individuals who are seeking justice & opposing his undemocratic dictatorship & unaccountability- address is-----dawoodi-bohras.com
Thank you for your kind attention----
Please Note-----Anjuman-e- Burhanee is a bogus non profit corporation formed solely for tax evasion & money laundering!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
THIS IS THE CORRECT NOTICE MAILED TO ALL BOHRAS IN CALIFORNIA--

Subject: Hoob For Maula's (TUS) Visit

Baad Afzalus Salaam

All mumeneen are requested to give their checks made out to Anjuman-e-Burhanee for expenses that will be incurred specifically for Maula's (TUS) visit. The minimum unit is $2,552 but some mumeneen are being requested to donate more. Please give these checks ASAP since we will have to pay for some items immediately as Aqamaula (TUS) accepts our araz to come to LA. Aameen.

These checks will be returned if our araz is not accepted.

Anybody needing qardan, please contact Shk. Saifuddin Bhai Mogri.

mumin_mukhlish
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Unread post by mumin_mukhlish » Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:23 am

To Regressives (so called progressives),
With a grand welcome function,Aqa Moula(TUS) has arrived in San Fransisco.

Jalte Raho..... Jalte Raho :D

tahir
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Unread post by tahir » Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:38 pm

is baar to jali bhi aur phat ke gale mein aa gayi... :D

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Unread post by tahir » Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:59 pm

babu bhai, tum apne purane id mein hi aao na yaar..ye kya tongue twister id rakh liya hai "mumin mukhlish"....we promise hum tumhe zyada pareshan nahi karenge aur tumhari pant bhi geeli nahi karenge....mein anajmi ko samjha doonga wo ab tumhe "boo" nahi karega....please yaar...ab dosto mein thoda bahut mazak to chalta hai yaar...aise rooth ke na jao (mera matlab hai bhesh na badlo)

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Unread post by mumu » Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:56 am

Farid,
What happened to your so called letter :)

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Unread post by mumin_mukhlish » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:33 pm

Dear Mumu,
Those letters have already been used as a toilet tissues :D

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Unread post by JC » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:40 pm

Babu or Mumin-Mukhlis and alike

You all are burning, Tum logo ko na L ka sera malom hay na G ka kona. Tum logo kee hamaysha phuttee hay, pant geelee hotee hay, hum say kiya baat kurtay ho. Salay chutya amil, chamchay, jamia kay londay, burhan kee family kay gunday sub tumharee g martay hain, hath daal kay paisay nekalty hain aur tume loog maula maula he kartay rahoo gay.

At best u all can do the supreme bidat of Matam. Burhan is sure to ruin not only ur lives here but life hereafter.

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Unread post by mumin_mukhlish » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:52 pm

Ek aur Jhannami ki G*** Jal gayee :D

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Unread post by mumin_mukhlish » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:00 pm

Kya kare, jiske nasib mein jalna likha hai usko to jalna hi padega (Both,on this earth and in the hell after they die) :p

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Unread post by Farid » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:34 pm

To Mumu, Mumin_Mukhlish & Tahir--DId you notice that none of the high ranking calif govt people came to greet your Sultan this time - Only persons with low profiles were brought in after paying them huge sum of ill acquired money from you guys--So I still consider letter writing was a grand success but you guys wo'nt understand as this being too high level for you!!!!

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Unread post by mumin_mukhlish » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:40 am

Frustration after one more failed attempt :D :D
Hahaha....

Jalte Raho....Jalte Raho :p

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Unread post by mumu » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:27 am

Farid,
DId you notice that none of the high ranking calif govt people came to greet your Sultan this time - Only persons with low profiles were brought in after paying them huge sum of ill acquired money from you guys--So I still consider letter writing was a grand success but you guys wo'nt understand as this being too high level for you!!!!

:D :D :D
Dil ko behlane ke liye yeh khayal achha hai Gadhe (ooh Galib).
Can somebody show him mirror so that he can realise that his attempt is failed and now he is trying to defend himself :D :D

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Unread post by mumin_mukhlish » Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:34 pm

Poor Mr. Farid :D ,
Aqa Moula(TUS) received following letter from President Bush on August 5,2005..

http://akhbar.mumineen.org/1426/rajab_01-3.html

Looks like you forgot to send those toilet tissues to president Bush :D :D

This looks like Grand Failure(Success :D

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Unread post by Fatwa Banker » Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:52 pm

Don't mean to rain on your parade, but you may want to consider other highlights to this event (if any). Bush gets shoved hundreds of these letters daily by the peons, that he simply signs. Part of the ceremonial duties of the Presidency. Even Anajmi can get one, if he decides to leave the country on his own accord, bidding him a fond farewell.

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Unread post by anajmi » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:28 am

As will the brave young men and women of America, from the people of Iraq when they decide to leave on their own accord. But considering how shameless the Americans are when it comes to stealing that which belongs to others, chances are that they will probably be kicked out first.

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Re: syedna's forthcoming visit California tthis weekend

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Unread post by anajmi » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:40 am

And you all have to remember that Bush is a big moron, he probably isn't even able to pronounce "Syedna", so he probably never got beyond "His Holiness Dr."

Peon - "Sir, this is a welcome letter to His Holiness Dr. Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin"

Bush - "Who the fuck is that. Is he related to Mohammed Osama? Get him the fuck out of this country and into Gantannnama, gannagannat, gamtanadmd - gitmo yeah gitmo."

Peon - "But Sir, the last time he was here, he and his entourage actually kissed your ass, they also wanted to kiss Laura's but Cheney was busy doing that. They too steal money from their followers just like you. Infact the last time around they gave you some."

Bush - "You sure he is not Al-Kida?"

Peon - "No Sir, he does not have the balls to be anywhere close, and isn't Al-Kida actually CIA?"

Bush - "Oh shit fuck, don't tell anyone, give me that piece of crap so that I can sign it quick."