Bohristan.
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Bohristan.
Country : Bohristan.
Monarch : H.H.Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin (TUS).
Passport : E-Jamat card.
National Emblem : Mishqat.
Ministry : Al-Vazarat.
Ministers : Shehzadas, Qasre-Ali.
Bureaucrat : Kothar.
Parliament: Badri Mahal.
City Mayor : Local Amil.
Constitution : Daimul Islam.
Oath : Misaaq.
National Anthem : Ghanu Jeevo.
NOC/PCC : Safai Chithi.
Food Programme : Faiz-e-mawaid-burhaniyah.
Public Holiday : Ashura, Milad, Eid.
Financial Year : Shawwal - Ramzan.
Income Tax : Wajebat.
House Tax : Sabil.
Personal Income Tax : Sila Fitra.
National Animal : Goat.
National Bird : Chicken.
Staple Food : DCP (Dal, Chawal, Palidu).
Monarch : H.H.Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin (TUS).
Passport : E-Jamat card.
National Emblem : Mishqat.
Ministry : Al-Vazarat.
Ministers : Shehzadas, Qasre-Ali.
Bureaucrat : Kothar.
Parliament: Badri Mahal.
City Mayor : Local Amil.
Constitution : Daimul Islam.
Oath : Misaaq.
National Anthem : Ghanu Jeevo.
NOC/PCC : Safai Chithi.
Food Programme : Faiz-e-mawaid-burhaniyah.
Public Holiday : Ashura, Milad, Eid.
Financial Year : Shawwal - Ramzan.
Income Tax : Wajebat.
House Tax : Sabil.
Personal Income Tax : Sila Fitra.
National Animal : Goat.
National Bird : Chicken.
Staple Food : DCP (Dal, Chawal, Palidu).
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National Song
Ricksha Aawi Ricksha Aawi
Thali Laine Ne Aawi
Pom Pom
Ricksha Aawi Ricksha Aawi
Thali Laine Ne Aawi
Pom Pom
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Re: Bohristan.
some of weard animal found in bohristan
Engg. Ajgar (first snake that got degree of engineering)
Insap (One more type of snake)
GM
Anajmi
Al zulfi
porus
and many more
and "SHOOT AT SIGHT" order from gov of bohristan
Engg. Ajgar (first snake that got degree of engineering)
Insap (One more type of snake)
GM
Anajmi
Al zulfi
porus
and many more
and "SHOOT AT SIGHT" order from gov of bohristan
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Father of Nation : Sydena Taher Saifuddin
National Crime : Shaving
National Enemy : Asgar Ali Engineer
National festival : Saalgirah
National gesture : Folded hands
National Event : Zikra
National Dress : STD
National Pride : Mafsusiyat
National philanthropy : Ziyaafat
National Raid : Qadam
National Sport : Didaar Race
National Tourist place : Burhanpur
National Counsellor : Challa Wala
National Program : Relay
National Wish : Qadambosi
National Dream : Talakki
National Spot : JamatKhanas
National Dialogue : Moula ni Du'aa Chhe
National Gathering : Mithi Shitaabi
National Craze : Beard
National University : Jaamiya
National Guest : Narendra Modi
&
National Question : How would you verify the true Imam ?
National Crime : Shaving
National Enemy : Asgar Ali Engineer
National festival : Saalgirah
National gesture : Folded hands
National Event : Zikra
National Dress : STD
National Pride : Mafsusiyat
National philanthropy : Ziyaafat
National Raid : Qadam
National Sport : Didaar Race
National Tourist place : Burhanpur
National Counsellor : Challa Wala
National Program : Relay
National Wish : Qadambosi
National Dream : Talakki
National Spot : JamatKhanas
National Dialogue : Moula ni Du'aa Chhe
National Gathering : Mithi Shitaabi
National Craze : Beard
National University : Jaamiya
National Guest : Narendra Modi
&
National Question : How would you verify the true Imam ?
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there are more in counting....stranger wrote: National Enemy : Ajgar Engineer
I told u there are much weard animals in bohristan like ajgar and many more
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National Sapera : MurtazaVdsMurtazaVds wrote: Engg. Ajgar (first snake that got degree of engineering)
Insap (One more type of snake)
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National BIN PAINDE KA LAUTA - Stranger
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National English Tutor : MurtazaVdsMurtazaVds wrote:National BIN PAINDE KA LAUTA - Stranger
its LOTA by the way.
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stranger tell bhai nalwala whats dat means
because u understand that better than anyone
and wheather it is louta or lota... U understand that na thats enough
because u understand that better than anyone
and wheather it is louta or lota... U understand that na thats enough
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@Admin ----- Move this thread to Lighter Side .
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why don't you advice Mustafa bhai to send an Arzi to Kothar, they knows it best.MurtazaVds wrote:stranger tell bhai nalwala whats dat means
because u understand that better than anyone
and wheather it is louta or lota... U understand that na thats enough
In Bayans - Imam Hussain & In practicality- Narendra Modi
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Here we go again
either we are having conversation about any topic or any matter.. You guys just bend it around and move it toward the kothar or to aamil.. Are you upto that only
either we are having conversation about any topic or any matter.. You guys just bend it around and move it toward the kothar or to aamil.. Are you upto that only
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Looks whos talking .....Did not you started it with filthy name calling of Asgar Ali engineer and Mr. Insaf ?MurtazaVds wrote:Here we go again
either we are having conversation about any topic or any matter.. You guys just bend it around and move it toward the kothar or to aamil.. Are you upto that only
between, Did i said anything Wrong there ?
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@ all chilll
can any one post the rickshaw aavi songs!!! its rocks
can any one post the rickshaw aavi songs!!! its rocks
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Alik
National Song'
http://dawoodi-bohras.com/media/forum/Ricksha_aavi.mp3
National Anthem: Wazaifuna tasbhiha
National Song'
http://dawoodi-bohras.com/media/forum/Ricksha_aavi.mp3
National Anthem: Wazaifuna tasbhiha
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You said it right and do you know who is gov of Bohristan-=--- KOTHARI GOONS as Syedna is father and founder of NationMurtazaVds wrote:some of weard animal found in bohristan
and "SHOOT AT SIGHT" order from gov of bohristan
since giving Jaan and Maal is the national Mission of Bohristan
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V.D. has closed his eyes to the pot bellied, free flowing beady eyed animals in kothars cage . They are let out to snap and bite at the mumineen to satisfy their hunger for money.
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National Favourite Question : Ketla Lakhaavo Cho ?stranger wrote:National Question : How would you verify the true Imam ?
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Hahahahhumanbeing wrote:National Favourite Question : Ketla Lakhaavo Cho ?stranger wrote:National Question : How would you verify the true Imam ?
National Request : Saglaa mumeen Faakhir ma faakhir Najwa Arz kare.
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Fort Knoxx : Saifee Mahal.
National Monument : Raudat Tahera.
Friendly Neighbouring Leaders : Narendra Modi, L.K.Advani, Bal Thackerey.
National Sport : Hunting.
National Slogan : Hamein je kahiye te karo, hamein je kariye aae na karo.
National Monument : Raudat Tahera.
Friendly Neighbouring Leaders : Narendra Modi, L.K.Advani, Bal Thackerey.
National Sport : Hunting.
National Slogan : Hamein je kahiye te karo, hamein je kariye aae na karo.
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Village Idiot: GMghulam muhammed wrote:Fort Knoxx : Saifee Mahal.
National Monument : Raudat Tahera.
Friendly Neighbouring Leaders : Narendra Modi, L.K.Advani, Bal Thackerey.
National Sport : Hunting.
National Slogan : Hamein je kahiye te karo, hamein je kariye aae na karo.
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National gesture: Folded hands.
National facial expression: Rova jivu mooh
National facial expression: Rova jivu mooh
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national pleasure - to kick hard on the proggies butt
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National Shame-----POVERTY IN BOHRAS
National pastime------Ziyafaats-Kadamboosi-Pagla--Darees and more Darees
National pastime------Ziyafaats-Kadamboosi-Pagla--Darees and more Darees
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National Condition - Humiliation (look at the women in the picture above. You can see one woman forcing the hands of her child to fold. Shame on these ignorant fools.)
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Padha Likha Jaahil : Profastian.profastian wrote:Village Idiot: GM