Vote for Bush

[anajmi]

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Islam,

What is the one thing that is wrong with the Muslim Ummah today? Their Leadership, from Arafat, to Saddam via the king of Saudi Arabia. These people have betrayed the Muslim Ummah for the sake of material gain.

The leader of the free world and the leader of the most powerful nation in the world has been chosen by the Almighty Allah to help the muslim ummah get rid of their tyrant dictators. Pretty soon Iraq will be the beacon of freedom in the muslim world. The muslims of Iraq have been oppressed for too long. Not anymore.

Too long have the muslims leaders been in bed with other corrupt leaders of the world for the benjamins. With the help of the President Bush we have a chance to get rid of these corrupt leaders.

Since I myself cannot vote I appeal to all those muslims who can, please vote for bush and help the muslim ummah get rid of its corrupt leaders.

[anajmi]

So what if they want a little free oil in return and a little stolen land in Palestine. We can do that for an eternity in a free and democratic society can't we?

[khuzema]

Anajami, I don’t think Bush is right candidate to vote for. Look at the situation in Iraq, he is responsible for some many deaths, many more are handicapped for the life. Saddam was not a good ruler, agreed, but then USA can’t force your ideologies on Iraq.

Suppose if your dad had fight with your mom and then I come to your home kill your brothers and sisters and forced your dad to go out of your house, how will you feel?

I know I am being rude but that’s what happening in Iraq.

What is different between bin laden and Bush? They both are using force and terrorism as their weapon to make people do what they feel is good. These politicians are neither Christian, Muslim, or Hindu (Bush, bin laden, Advani) they are selfish, to gain the power they can do any thing.

I like democracy, but its not that easy to bring democracy in a country like.

I think Iraq was better with Saddam.

Attack on Afghan can be justified but then how can any body justify attack on Iraq. It will take at least 15 to 20 more years for Iraq to regain its glory.

People in Middle East have never seen democracy. It’s tough for them to follow that.

Thousands and Thousands of people were killed, what about their families? Many more thousands were handicapped?

I don’t like Bush and I pray for his defeat

[anajmi]

Khuzema,

You are a 100% wrong. Muslims should always be ready with their pants down and their legs spread wide apart like Muddai, Average Bohra and nausicaa for Bush and Sharon to enter easily.
If we do not do that, then they will have to rape us and we will have to apologize to them for having made them go through some hard work.

Look at what happened in the palestinian road map. Palestinians did not have their pants down and their legs spread and now after they have been raped by Bush and Sharon, they are giving the palestinians the opportunity to rise up to the challenge by laying down with their legs apart.

I think we will not get another opportunity like this to enjoy a rape. As they say if you cannot do anything while getting raped, you should lie back and enjoy it. A lot of people on this board are doing that already.

I still hold by what I said, the biggest problem with the Muslim Ummah is the leadership, let bush and sharon take care of the leadership and then the Muslim Ummah can take care of the rest.

[Mazakyo]

Anajmi. Aaj kal kya charas pey ra ha hai !!. Bari behki behki batey kar raha hai !!

[mumineen]

Do you really want to vote and bring back Dubya. Read on his gems:

"Obviously, I pray every day there's less casualty." —George W. Bush, Fort Hood, Texas, April 11, 2004

"Earlier today, the Libyan government released Fathi Jahmi. She's a local government official who was imprisoned in 2002 for advocating free speech and democracy." —George W. Bush, citing Jahmi, who is a man, in a speech paying tribute to women reformers during International Women's Week, Washington, D.C., March 12, 2004

"The march to war hurt the economy. Laura reminded me a while ago that remember what was on the TV screens — she calls me, 'George W.' — 'George W.' I call her, 'First Lady.' No, anyway — she said, we said, march to war on our TV screen." —George W. Bush, Bay Shore, New York, Mar. 11, 2004
"God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear." —George W. Bush, Los Angeles, Calif., March 3, 2004

"Recession means that people's incomes, at the employer level, are going down, basically, relative to costs, people are getting laid off." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 19, 2004

"The march to war affected the people's confidence. It's hard to make investment. See, if you're a small business owner or a large business owner and you're thinking about investing, you've got to be optimistic when you invest. Except when you're marching to war, it's not a very optimistic thought, is it? In other words, it's the opposite of optimistic when you're thinking you're going to war." —George W. Bush, Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004

"But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of people like Travis, people who are willing to love their neighbor, just like they would like to love themselves." —George W. Bush, Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004

"In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

"There is no such thing necessarily in a dictatorial regime of iron-clad absolutely solid evidence. The evidence I had was the best possible evidence that he had a weapon." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been — some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started — but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

"My views are one that speaks to freedom." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office — I love to bring people into the Oval Office — right around the corner from here — and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than — I say more Muslims — a lot of Muslims have died — I don't know the exact count — at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter." —George W. Bush, advising quail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici, Roswell, N.M., Jan. 22, 2004

"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons." —George W. Bush, to Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004

"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor — the president — governor — president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him—get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq — and at that same — right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States — a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004

"And if you're interested in the quality of education and you're paying attention to what you hear at Laclede, why don't you volunteer? Why don't you mentor a child how to read?" —George W. Bush, St. Louis, Mo., Jan. 5, 2004

"So thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well." —George W. Bush, St. Louis, Mos., Jan. 5, 2004

"I want to remind you all that in order to fight and win the war, it requires an expenditure of money that is commiserate with keeping a promise to our troops to make sure that they're well-paid, well-trained, well-equipped." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003

"See, without the tax relief package, there would have been a deficit, but there wouldn't have been the commiserate — not 'commiserate' — the kick to our economy that occurred as a result of the tax relief." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003

"[T]he Iraqis need to be very much involved. They were the people that was brutalized by this man." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003

"[T]he best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003

"Justice was being delivered to a man who defied that gift from the Almighty to the people of Iraq." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003

"This very week in 1989, there were protests in East Berlin and in Leipzig. By the end of that year, every communist dictatorship in Central America had collapsed." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 6, 2003

"[A]s you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 28, 2003

"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the — the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003

"[W]hether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor just like they'd like to be called themselves." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., October 8, 2003

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." —George W. Bush, Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

"Washington is a town where there's all kinds of allegations. You've heard much of the allegations. And if people have got solid information, please come forward with it. And that would be people inside the information who are the so-called anonymous sources, or people outside the information — outside the administration." —George W. Bush, Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003

"[W]e've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are." —George W. Bush, Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003

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"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003

"I'm so pleased to be able to say hello to Bill Scranton. He's one of the great Pennsylvania political families." —George W. Bush, Drexel Hill, Penn., Sept. 15, 2003

"We had a chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who's a parent, and a mom or a dad." —George W. Bush, Jacksonville, Florida, Sept. 9, 2003

"As Luce reminded me, he said, without data, without facts, without information, the discussions about public education mean that a person is just another opinion." —George W. Bush, Jacksonville, Florida, Sept. 9, 2003

"I'm a follower of American politics." —George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 8, 2003

"[T]hat's just the nature of democracy. Sometimes pure politics enters into the rhetoric." —George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 8, 2003

"We had a good Cabinet meeting, talked about a lot of issues. Secretary of State and Defense brought us up to date about our desires to spread freedom and peace around the world." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 1, 2003

"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 25, 2003

"Our country puts $1 billion a year up to help feed the hungry. And we're by far the most generous nation in the world when it comes to that, and I'm proud to report that. This isn't a contest of who's the most generous. I'm just telling you as an aside. We're generous. We shouldn't be bragging about it. But we are. We're very generous." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 16, 2003

"It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America." —George W. Bush, Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003

"My answer is bring them on."—On Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces, George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003

"You've also got to measure in order to begin to effect change that's just more — when there's more than talk, there's just actual — a paradigm shift." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 1, 2003

"I urge the leaders in Europe and around the world to take swift, decisive action against terror groups such as Hamas, to cut off their funding, and to support — cut funding and support, as the United States has done." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 25, 2003

"Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 18, 2003

"Now, there are some who would like to rewrite history—revisionist historians is what I like to call them." —George W. Bush, Elizabeth, N.J., June 16, 2003

"I am determined to keep the process on the road to peace." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 10, 2003

"The true strength of America happens when a neighbor loves a neighbor just like they'd like to be loved themselves." —George W. Bush, Elizabeth, N.J., June 16, 2003

"We are making steadfast progress." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 9, 2003

"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

"I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 29, 2003

"Oftentimes, we live in a processed world — you know, people focus on the process and not results." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 29, 2003

"I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdallah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 29, 2003

"All up and down the different aspects of our society, we had meaningful discussions. Not only in the Cabinet Room, but prior to this and after this day, our secretaries, respective secretaries, will continue to interact to create the conditions necessary for prosperity to reign." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003

"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003

"We've had a great weekend here in the Land of the Enchanted." —George W. Bush, Albuquerque, N.M., May 12, 2003 (New Mexico's state nickname is "Land of Enchantment")


"I think war is a dangerous place." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003

"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in so doing, we not only freed the American people, we made our own people more secure." —George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, May 3, 2003

"We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq." —George W. Bush, Santa Clara, Calif., May 2, 2003

"I don't bring God into my life to — to, you know, kind of be a political person." —George W. Bush, interview with Tom Brokaw aboard Air Force One, April 24, 2003

"You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order — order out of chaos. But we will." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2003

"Perhaps one way will be, if we use military force, in the post-Saddam Iraq the U.N. will definitely need to have a role. And that way it can begin to get its legs, legs of responsibility back." —George W. Bush, the Azores, Portugal, March 16, 2003

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"Now, we talked to Joan Hanover. She and her husband, George, were visiting with us. They are near retirement — retiring — in the process of retiring, meaning they're very smart, active, capable people who are retirement age and are retiring." —George W. Bush, Alexandria, Va., Feb. 12, 2003

"[The Space Shuttle] Columbia carried in its payroll classroom experiments from some of our students in America." —George W. Bush, Bethesda, Md., Feb. 3, 2003

"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 30, 2003


"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." —George W. Bush, Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003

"When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 22, 2003

"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 8, 2003

[nausicaa]

You are a 100% wrong. Muslims should always be ready with their pants down and their legs spread wide apart like Muddai, Average Bohra and nausicaa for Bush and Sharon to enter easily.
If we do not do that, then they will have to rape us and we will have to apologize to them for having made them go through some hard work.

Are homoerotic fantasies common for you?

-M

[nausicaa]

You are a 100% wrong. Muslims should always be ready with their pants down and their legs spread wide apart like Muddai, Average Bohra and nausicaa for Bush and Sharon to enter easily.
If we do not do that, then they will have to rape us and we will have to apologize to them for having made them go through some hard work.

Are homoerotic fantasies common for you?

-N

[Average Bohra]

Kandahar's Lightly Veiled Homosexual Habits – http://www.ipce.info/library_3/files/hale/lat_en.htm

Kandahar Comes Out of the Closet
http://www.ipce.info/library_3/files/hale/times_en.htm

Kandahar. Shh, It's an Open Secret: Warlords and Pedophilia
http://www.ipce.info/library_3/files/hale/nyt_en.htm

I say it is definitely a move up from poking Goats in Tora Bora.....

[saif]

A Private Letter to Dick Cheney

Dear Dick,

As a die-hard Republican conservative and Haliburton supporter, - "What's good for Haliburton in Iraq is good for America!", - it's distressing to learn that the
Administration's "staying the course" now apparently means adopting a 180-degree shift in policy from "going it alone" ("To hell with world opinon!") toward "letting the U.N. handle the mess we've created in Iraq!"

Dick, I'm hoping that this apparent shift in policy is a mere rhetorial sop to our traditional allies, i.e., that we secretly have no intention of relinquishing any oversees political power which might risk Haliburton's ability to get oil contracts there.

As you know, our getting these oil contracts in Iraq was the real reason we went to war in Iraq. The "WMD" argument, well, that was b......t, as we've more recently discovered.

Despite George W's recent lip service to the U.N. and our traditional allies, I have faith in you to do what is right for Haliburton, and hence America. Let's win the peace we won last May and get those oil contracts: many young American soldiers have already died to give Haliburton the chance we need.

Stay the course. Keep George W. telling us that to achieve democracy in Iraq that all we have to do is to neutralize the "small band of thugs" over there(!). That sells well in Middle America to people who know virtually nothing about the Arab World.

Stay the course, Dick, even if you have no idea how many years it will take to achieve the goal of "a democratic Iraq" after 11 centuries of Muslim non-democratic rule there. We must seek out and destroy Evil wherever it may interfere in our getting oil contracts. That's the bottom line.

Love

Yours in Crusade War

Your daughter's lesbian lover,

Pussy

[Average Bohra]

Cheap shot Pussy (you did get that right), we secretly have no intention of relinquishing any oversees political power which might risk Haliburton's ability to get oil contracts there.

History proves otherwise...can you imagine an Islamic power with the world domination and power that the US has, or any power for that matter ?

Look at what the Talibaan did with Madrasa education and no money ! I am frankly getting real tired of paying my tax $$$ to Islamic wishful thinking of a violent, yet "pure" Utopia that does not exist.

You are right, Bush should have let you guys kill each other instead, but we are gentler and kinder than that.

Haliburton's ability to get oil contracts there is very easy thanks to you guys.... we just bribe your leaders...they ride around in Harleys with our money, and we get great deals....and my tax $$$'s stay right here at home wherre they belong, while you pussies think America is the enemy, led like a herd of sheep....and your Arab masters are laughing all the way to the bank with my tax $$$'s.

Shame on you.....

[anajmi]

I think Allah (swt) loves both the Americans and the Iraqis. And the reason I believe this is because for every American that dies in Iraq there are at least 20 Iraqis that die too.

So for every 20 Iraqis that go to heaven, only one American is been sent to.... well... a warmer place!!

[anajmi]

This is the first time the average moron has made sense. We should listen to him and vote for Bush so that he gets rid of the Muslim leadership.

I have just come to realize that the muslim leadership is the one that has been raping the americans and not the other way around. They have been laughing all the way to the bank with the money that belongs to these morons.

The muslims have the oil and they have the american tax dollars, no wonder the morons are pissed.

Let us take back the oil and the tax dollars and give it to the muslims ummah.

Vote for Bush, Vote for Bush.

[anajmi]

mumineen,

those were some real gems. I need a better word than a moron for him, moron doesn't even come close. Average moron may be!!

[anajmi]

However, Vote for Bush, Vote for Bush

[Mazakyo]

Anajmi. Bush ke thoku. Lagta hai Bush ney teri bari le hai Tujhe bara maza aya hoga,isey liye Bush key itney tataey utha rah hai !!

[anajmi]

abe tere dono chhed mein se gandagi hi kyon nikalti hai be.

[Mazakyo]

Yeh sawal tau to tujhe Bush sey karna chahiye !! Wasey teri bund sey kya moti nikaltey hain ????