Royal Coup, What to do!!!

[Humsafar]

Royal Coup, What to do!!!

By Humsafar

Royal palace in Bombay shaken by a coup
Court mullahs plot, but slaves have no clue

With sayas between their legs and topis askew
They run hither thither around Saifee Mahal zoo

Mazoon the usurper wants to be maula and dai
Says, to hell with Nas, without blinking an eye

He wants to be infallible and all that, has he no shame
Oh, somebody stop him he’s giving away the game

He wants to be the new owner and your trustee sole
To be master of your dime, property and your soul

Dawat is a big, fat and juicy fish, not up for grabs
Keep off your hands, it’s only for maula’s lads

Silence, amils and chamchas crack their whips
Dummies cringe, close eyes and seal their lips

Don’t heed munafiqs or visit their sites, mullahs scold
Bohras don’t go near a computer, being ever so bold

When told to sit they prefer to fall and lie at your feet
Have they no dignity, no voice no reason in their bleat

Much genius has gone into the making of these sheep
Their faith is in Dai, and their money in his pockets deep

Tell me which country, society can achieve such a feat
Tyrants big and small are eager to learn tricks so neat

Don’t mess with abdes and amtes , leave them alone
Angry mob will lay waste to your office and your home

Cool dude may be old but what a sharp shooter is he
With a single shot he can fell an elephant to its knee

With such powers in his hands and miracles on tap
Who the hell cares about your zahir-batin crap

[Muddai]

Not bad at all !

Now I have to figure out how to modify it to be sung to the tune of Hotel California ! I can already hear the possibilities :

Royal palace in Bombay
shaken by a coup
Court mullahs plot,
but slaves have no clue
with sayahs between their legs
and topis askew
They run hither thither around
Saifee Mahal zoo

Welcome to the Royal Zoo...

You know the rest.....

[Namaskar]

Humsafar
A big Namaskar to you
Topis off to you
A brilliant piece of work
Brother, take a bow!

Inspired by your verse I have concocted some nursery rhymes for our children at sabaks

Blah blah moron chief
Have you any fools
Yes sir! Yes sir!
Around a million cool
All for my Moula and all for his Mazoon
And all for the Mukasir, waiting with his goons


Mazoon and Mukasir went up the Malabar Hill
To fetch a share of Dawat
Mazoon fell down and lost his crown
Mukasir came laughing after

Mazoon! Mazoon!
Yes moula ?
Smelling power?
No Moula!
Zahir-batin?
Noo Moula!
Shut your mouth @#$%!
Baa baa baa

(Deletion, modification, addition, distortions, mutilations and curses are welcome)

[jinx]

Cool Nursery Rhymes.

[jinx]

Here is my contribution

Humpty Dai sat on a Wall.
Humpty Dai had a great fall.
All the Shezada's horses and all the Abdes/Amtes
Couldn't put Humpty Dai together again