Future Farmaans

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genesis
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Future Farmaans

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Unread post by genesis » Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:40 am

Soon in the future we can anticipate some farmaan like this " Tamaam mumeneen ne janawa ma aave che ke have si Raate bairo saathe mulaqaat bhi topi peri nech kare ".

Set your minds rolling and post such futuristic faramaans which come to your minds.
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asad
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Re: Future Farmaans

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Unread post by asad » Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:57 am

genesis wrote:Soon in the future we can anticipate some farmaan like this " Tamaam mumeneen ne janawa ma aave che ke have si Raate bairo saathe mulaqaat bhi topi peri nech kare ".

Set your minds rolling and post such futuristic faramaans which come to your minds.
This is not a joke and many people do wear a cap while sleeping also. i have seen many of my close relatives do that
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humanbeing
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Re: Future Farmaans

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Unread post by humanbeing » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:48 am

I have been taught to wear the TOPI when going to TOILET !

Any clarification / Justification, Please advise
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murtaza2152
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Re: Future Farmaans

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Unread post by murtaza2152 » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:11 am

humanbeing wrote:I have been taught to wear the TOPI when going to TOILET !

Any clarification / Justification, Please advise


It is from hadees of Rasulullah pbuh in Daim Al Islam.
not heard about Bait ul Khala nii 12 Adab ?
Bait Ul Khala ma khulla mathe na jaaai :lol:
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humanbeing
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Re: Future Farmaans

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Unread post by humanbeing » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:45 am

murtaza2152 wrote: Bait ul Khala nii 12 Adab ? Bait Ul Khala ma khulla mathe na jaaai :lol:
But why ! Whats the Funda !
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SBM
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Re: Future Farmaans

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Unread post by SBM » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:52 am

humanbeing wrote:
murtaza2152 wrote: Bait ul Khala nii 12 Adab ? Bait Ul Khala ma khulla mathe na jaaai :lol:
But why ! Whats the Funda !
By doing Sajda to Goons all the time, the rear is always facing upwards and they wanted to make sure that the S--t did not hit the heads of other Abdes :mrgreen:
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Al Zulfiqar
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Re: Future Farmaans

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Unread post by Al Zulfiqar » Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:25 am

SBM wrote: By doing Sajda to Goons all the time, the rear is always facing upwards and they wanted to make sure that the S--t did not hit the heads of other Abdes :mrgreen:
bhai sbm,

kya ho raha hai?? aap kafi ghussey me lag rahe ho...?!

aise momeen ke topi ki behurmati mat kijiye, is zamaan me uski bahot aala shaan hai. us par kachra daalna sirf dai ka haq hai!
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wise_guy
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Re: Future Farmaans

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Unread post by wise_guy » Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:52 pm

genesis wrote:Soon in the future we can anticipate some farmaan like this " Tamaam mumeneen ne janawa ma aave che ke have si Raate bairo saathe mulaqaat bhi topi peri nech kare ".

Set your minds rolling and post such futuristic faramaans which come to your minds.

well, 'topi' here can colloquially mean the most popular form of birth control :mrgreen:
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