Bohra Muharram 2016 and related topics

[Al Zulfiqar]

the mindless retard abdes of muffy on this forum hold noha wa aweel majlises in their houses not once, but everyday! daily self-bashing and beating themselves silly to a pulp until their brains completely swim free from their moorings inside their skulls...!!

ask fanatics like guy sam. but you wont get an answer from his ilk because they will be busy doing reverse sajdas and pounding their chests.

[Dumbledore]

Salaam un jameel

Ashara mubaraka ni ohbat na silsila ma Mafaseeh ne وأظهروا النوح والعويل na baazuband aapwa ma aawse. Sagla si iltemas che jiware bhi matam ane azaa ni majlis ma jai ye jahan bhi hoi ghar ma, ya masjid ma, ya markaz ma em niyat kare k aa bazuband pehne taake matam ma Josh aawe ane Moula TUS ni je "Azharu nnoha Wal aweel" nu je farmaan che ye mutabiq amal karye ane aapni khushi hasil kariye.

[Dumbledore]

Salaam un jameel

Ashara mubaraka ni ohbat na silsila ma Mafaseeh ne وأظهروا النوح والعويل na baazuband aapwa ma aawse. Sagla si iltemas che jiware bhi matam ane azaa ni majlis ma jai ye jahan bhi hoi ghar ma, ya masjid ma, ya markaz ma em niyat kare k aa bazuband pehne taake matam ma Josh aawe ane Moula TUS ni je "Azharu nnoha Wal aweel" nu je farmaan che ye mutabiq amal karye ane aapni khushi hasil kariye.

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PS: MAC = My Abde Circle

[Dumbledore]

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[tipu sultan]

It appears Bohra Muharram is very different celebration to what actually occured and why.

What happened on the actual afternoon 680 CE vs what we do in our masajids in 21st century

It is commemorated by Shi'a Muslims as a day of mourning for the martyrdom of Husayn ibn Ali, the grandson of Muhammad at the Battle of Karbala on 10 Muharram in the year 61 AH ( in AHt: October 10, 680 CE). The massacre of Husayn with a small group of his companions and family members had a great impact on the religious conscience of Muslims. Especially Shia Muslims have ever remembered it with sorrow and passion.[6] Mourning for Husayn and his companions began almost immediately after the Battle of Karbala, by his survivor relatives and supporters. Popular elegies were made by poets to commemorate the Battle of Karbala during the Umayyads and Abbasids era. The earliest public mourning rituals happened in 963 CE during the Buyid dynasty.[7] Nowadays, in some countries such as Afghanistan,[8] Iran,[9] Iraq,[10] Lebanon,[11] Bahrain,[12] and Pakistan,[13] the Commemoration of Husayn ibn Ali has become a national holiday and most ethnic and religious communities participate in it.[14][15] In India, Ashura (10th day in the month of Muharram) is commemorated and is a public holiday due to the presence of a significant Indian Shia Muslim population (2-3% of total population, 20-25% of Indian Muslim population).

[UnhappyBohra]

Salaam un jameel

Ashara mubaraka ni ohbat na silsila ma Mafaseeh ne وأظهروا النوح والعويل na baazuband aapwa ma aawse. Sagla si iltemas che jiware bhi matam ane azaa ni majlis ma jai ye jahan bhi hoi ghar ma, ya masjid ma, ya markaz ma em niyat kare k aa bazuband pehne taake matam ma Josh aawe ane Moula TUS ni je "Azharu nnoha Wal aweel" nu je farmaan che ye mutabiq amal karye ane aapni khushi hasil kariye.IMG-20160823-WA0016.jpg

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PS: MAC = My Abde Circle

It's a good way to distinguish the mullahs from the sheikhs since the pheta scheme fell flat on it's face. This way they can easily identify the mullahs and approach them to cough up more dough for the next step up - a hadiyat.

[Al Zulfiqar]

if tying a green colored band by farmaan of the moron muffy can produce amazing amounts of valvalo, then i can see many other uses for it where it can create a huge zalzalo.

1. for childless couples
2. for athletes
3. for tired amtes doing housework
4. for abdes whose petty businesses are not doing well
5. for constipation
6. for autistic abde naunihals
7. for putting bigger and more fakhir najwas in covers
8. for eating more in thaals
9. for uttering laanats with more vigour
10. for spitting longer distances (like from saifee mahal to thane)
11. for making 100's of rotis in one go
12. to make fanatic abdes of his like "gay sam" become even more "gay-er"

the mind boggles at the endless possibilities.. life will be wonderful !!!

[I Rizwan]

thankGod, muffy is just bringing up arm collar and not a neck collar for his abdes....

[allbird]

Salaam un jameel

Ashara mubaraka ni ohbat na silsila ma Mafaseeh ne وأظهروا النوح والعويل na baazuband aapwa ma aawse. Sagla si iltemas che jiware bhi matam ane azaa ni majlis ma jai ye jahan bhi hoi ghar ma, ya masjid ma, ya markaz ma em niyat kare k aa bazuband pehne taake matam ma Josh aawe ane Moula TUS ni je "Azharu nnoha Wal aweel" nu je farmaan che ye mutabiq amal karye ane aapni khushi hasil kariye.IMG-20160823-WA0016.jpg

Courtesy: MAC

PS: MAC = My Abde Circle

Where is this religion going ??? Ya Allah help me ! Ya Hussian Imam please help me !

[gulam_parinda]

1438 Ashara mubaraka nu jmn nu Menu


Sometimes I feel like I am Morgan Freeman on payroll in the shawshank redemption... completely . institutionalized...

[Aymelek]

Now the new guidelines say, practice for matam and bukaa as cricketers practice before match....so grief for martyrdom of Imam Hussain is being compared to a cricket match.... How low can they stoop..

[Aymelek]

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[guy_sam2005]

the mindless retard abdes of muffy on this forum hold noha wa aweel majlises in their houses not once, but everyday! daily self-bashing and beating themselves silly to a pulp until their brains completely swim free from their moorings inside their skulls...!!

ask fanatics like guy sam. but you wont get an answer from his ilk because they will be busy doing reverse sajdas and pounding their chests.

you didn't believe in 51st dai you abused 52nd dai you are not sure who is your 53rd dai or maybe you follow 54th already...you commenting on huzurala(tus) is basically pointless and in noway connected with you what he or his followers do.Basically you hav no job even being on reformists site.you are doing more damage to their image too.

[tipu sultan]

the mindless retard abdes of muffy on this forum hold noha wa aweel majlises in their houses not once, but everyday! daily self-bashing and beating themselves silly to a pulp until their brains completely swim free from their moorings inside their skulls...!!

ask fanatics like guy sam. but you wont get an answer from his ilk because they will be busy doing reverse sajdas and pounding their chests.

you didn't believe in 51st dai you abused 52nd dai you are not sure who is your 53rd dai or maybe you follow 54th already...you commenting on huzurala(tus) is basically pointless and in noway connected with you what he or his followers do.Basically you hav no job even being on reformists site.you are doing more damage to their image too.

Guy respectfully. ..do you not see a problem with this ohbat drama, crying practises, chest beating practises, feast menus, melodrama. ..

if you a d many Abdes think this is sensible and required ritual as a Shia...then I am really sorry to say you are victim of mental abuse and psychological damage. we should stop making fun and pray for Allah to heal your state. the anger and ridicule should ne directed towards your abuser...

[ajamali]

Dress code for Muharram for Bohra womenfolk

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She forgot to specify the color of and amount of lace in the undergarments.

[UnhappyBohra]

Dress code for Muharram for Bohra womenfolk

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She forgot to specify the color of and amount of lace in the undergarments.

Indeed. Grandma briefs generate greater huzn. Particularly in the husband.....

[AMAFHH]

Now the new guidelines say, practice for matam and bukaa as cricketers practice before match....so grief for martyrdom of Imam Hussain is being compared to a cricket match.... How low can they stoop..

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By comparing a game with the Martyrdom of Imam Hussain(A.S) the Dai and its followers have clearly showed that for them Muharram is the month of tournament to make money and fool the abdes
the Dai is using the same technique which SAMRI had used against the Bani Israel

[guy_sam2005]

you didn't believe in 51st dai you abused 52nd dai you are not sure who is your 53rd dai or maybe you follow 54th already...you commenting on huzurala(tus) is basically pointless and in noway connected with you what he or his followers do.Basically you hav no job even being on reformists site.you are doing more damage to their image too.

Guy respectfully. ..do you not see a problem with this ohbat drama, crying practises, chest beating practises, feast menus, melodrama. ..

if you a d many Abdes think this is sensible and required ritual as a Shia...then I am really sorry to say you are victim of mental abuse and psychological damage. we should stop making fun and pray for Allah to heal your state. the anger and ridicule should ne directed towards your abuser...

TS bhai,
To be honest yes somethings i find out of way or mayb not required but then as a mumin i believe dai knows whats best for me.and above all all farmaans are for mumin under misaaq and not for others.And ther is def no force atleast financial for anythng that you guys claim here.In fact money for anythng(i mean giving)is never a problem unless forced and that occurs rarely cuz sme bhaisaabs forget their limits,But thats 1 in 100 and not 99 in 100 like you guys claim here.
i have been a follower of this site for many years now.in all this years all i have observed is there are very few people who are working with a agenda rest all are just dai abusers who have no direction and dont know where to take out their frustrations.
suddenly i find the same people comparing 52nd and 53rd and concluding 52nd was better.these are the same people who left no stone unturned in abusing and criticising evrythng about 52nd dai.

[guy_sam2005]

if tying a green colored band by farmaan of the moron muffy can produce amazing amounts of valvalo, then i can see many other uses for it where it can create a huge zalzalo.

1. for childless couples
2. for athletes
3. for tired amtes doing housework
4. for abdes whose petty businesses are not doing well
5. for constipation
6. for autistic abde naunihals
7. for putting bigger and more fakhir najwas in covers
8. for eating more in thaals
9. for uttering laanats with more vigour
10. for spitting longer distances (like from saifee mahal to thane)
11. for making 100's of rotis in one go
12. to make fanatic abdes of his like "gay sam" become even more "gay-er"

the mind boggles at the endless possibilities.. life will be wonderful !!!

admin,
Is the abuse acceptable by you.i hope that this liberty you will allow to everyone and not keep it reserved for your prodigal son only

[UnhappyBohra]

It is interesting to me that the people who burned effigies, set off fire works and held band parades upon the passing of SKQ who is 53rd dai to many and who was their own and their own Moula's Mazoon, come here whimpering when their so called dai is called out for the moron that he is. These are the same people who mocked SKQ for a disability and kicked dogs in his name and called him every gutter word under the sun. Guy Sam take a good look in the mirror before you cry foul. Your sentiments will be treated with the same amount of respect that you have for those of others.

Running to admin, whimpering about a little satire does not suit world-class abusers. Learn to take as good as you give or just run off to your silly ohbat, get on your knees, cry out aaaahs, beat your chest to pulp and act like a moron as your so-called Moula expects.

[ajamali]

It is interesting to me that the people who burned effigies, set off fire works and held band parades upon the passing of SKQ who is 53rd dai to many and who was their own and their own Moula's Mazoon, come here whimpering when their so called dai is called out for the moron that he is.

Thus going to prove that not only are Mufaddalies hateful and stupid, they also lack basic self-awareness.....

Gay Sam make you you wear only light blue or light green or white panties Sans lace for Ashara.

Speaking of clothing....did it occur to the mufaddalies that they should NEVER wear those garish Ridas with giant flower pots embroidered all over ??

[Al Zulfiqar]

our resident fanatic backside licker of his moronic leader - gay sam - seems to be getting more and more gayer as we progress. his foaming at the mouth is getting so excessive that i am afraid soon he will fulfill the excellent function of a fire extinguisher. fire in saifee mahal, fetch gay sam! spray his foaming mouth over the fire set by Al Zulfiqar ...!! hilarious.

gay abdes like him indulged in making fun of the ex mazoon's disability, calling him 'bobdo', set up his dummies to spit, abuse, beat and burn them, curse and abuse his family, utter laanats against him in the worst possible words led by no one else than their own moron leader in a show of great anger. gays like you inflicted physical violence on the ex-maazoon's sons when they came to raudat tahera and then you have the gall to point the finger at others who are only enumerating the worst qualities of your dai. he is a 7th fail, misogynistic corrupt ayyash who buys fake degrees for false glory and aggrandisement. such a person is not fit to lead, esp. not as a religious leader!

take your oh-so-holier-than-thou grand standing and foaming at the mouth and shove it where the sun don't shine!! idiot!!

[allbird]

Dress code for Muharram for Bohra womenfolk

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Well that Ben-saheb must present a fashion parade for the styles she needs. Audio does not justify and clarity in what she wants from the Bohra ladies. A catwalk of dresses ridas, a boutique next to Roduat Tahera specialized muharram exclusive collection and if SMS give diktat decree and promotes that Boutique then only we will follow bottom line. And not to forget reasonably price too not like Iphone or kanya west pricing please.

[I Rizwan]

Dress code for Muharram for Bohra womenfolk

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She forgot to specify the color of and amount of lace in the undergarments.

qasre mawali dont wear undergarments.

[allbird]

She forgot to specify the color of and amount of lace in the undergarments.

qasre mawali dont wear undergarments.

I believe you, feel loaders like to travel light

[bohrabhai]

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What is going on? Making of Talibaan.

[bohrabhai]

इमाम हुसैन की शहादत के नाम पर मदरसों में बच्चों को रोने की जिस तरह practice कराई जा रही है, उसे देखकर कौम की हालत पर ज़रूर रोना चाहिये. काश! इस बात को कोई समझाए की इमाम हुसैन की शहादत का असल मक़्सद क्या था? क्या सिर्फ ये की उस पर रोया जाये या उससे इबरत हासिल कर के अपनी ज़िन्दगी को अल्लाह की राह में क़ुर्बान करने के लिए हर हाल में तैयार रखा जाये? इमाम हुसैन की शहादत का गम तो ईमान का फ़ितरी तकाज़ा है जिसे हर ईमान वाला अपने दिल में क़यामत तक महसूस करता रहेगा मगर उनके गम मनाने के नाम पर दीन में नई ईजाद, नये अक़ीदों को जोड़ना, लोगो के जज़्बातों को उभार कर अपनी दुकान चलाना और बच्चों को रोने की ट्रेनिंग दिलाना दरअसल ना तो ये इस्लाम की तालीम है और ना ही उस अज़ीम शहादत का मक़्सद.

इमाम हुसैन ने अपनी शहादत से हमे ये राह दिखाई कि हक़ की राह में अपने रब के सिवा किसी से मत डरना और गलत बात के लिये बातिल से टकरा जाना और चाहे कितनी ही क़ुरबानी देना पड़े मगर अल्लाह की राह में सब्र और साबित कदमी से उस पर कायम रहना. ज़रा सोचिये, कौम कि हालत ये है कि सब समझते है की जो ये लिखा है वो सही है मगर इतने खौफ खाये हुए कि, इस मेसेज को आगे भेजने में भी दिल में डर महसूस करते है. अगर आपको ऐसा नहीं लग रहा तो आप मुबारकबादी के मुस्तहिक़ है और लग रहा है तो फिर आपको अपने हाल पर पहले रोना चाहिये.

[ghulam muhammed]

The New Avtar of KBC (Kaun Banega Crorepati..or Who Wants to be a millionaire)..... KBB (Kaun Banega Bali ka Bakra).

Big B : Is saal ke Mohurrum ke liye kaun banega bali ka bakra ?
Aap Ke Options hai.... a) Sidhpur ki jamat b) Dar e Salam ki Jamat or c) Surat ki Jamat.

Abde : ??????????

Big B : Kya Aap Lifeline use karna chahoge ?

Abde : Jee Haan, Lifeline hogi 'phone a friend'.

Big B : Aap Kise phone karna chahoge ?

Abde : Shahzada Qaid Johar bhai saab ko.

The phone rings and QJ comes on line.

Abde : Janab, Qadambosi arz karu chhu, Aap takleef farmavi ne kaheso ke aa varsh Huzure-ala nu Ashra Mubarak kya chhe ?

Qaid Johar : Arre bewakuf phone jaldi muki de, maro time waste na kar. Main humna 'bidding process' ma busy chhun, Sidhpur ane Dar e Salam ni jamat maa ghani kashmakash chaali rahi chhe. Sidhpur thi bidding kari rahiyo chhe Saifee Haji ane Dar e Salam taraf thi olo Heptullah je maaro business partner che. Phone muk nahi to tane baraat kari kaaris. The abde shivers and cuts the line.

Big B : Aap doosri lifeline use karna chahoge ?

Abde : Ji Haa, 50/50.

Big B : Computerji ek option ko lock kar dijiye.... Haa... ab aap ke 2 option bache hai Sidhpur Jamaat aur Dar e Salam Jamaat.

Abde : Dar e Salam jamat.

Big B : Computerji Dar e Salam jamat ko lock kar de.

The Abde and the entire audience is tense and waits anxiously for the right answer..........

Big B : Is prashna ka uttar hum denge break ke baad.... yaani Eid-e-Ghadir ke baad !!!!

[moeezbohari]

अब जबकि सारी दुनिया के बोहरा ये बात जान चुके है की मोहर्रम की वाज़ कहाँ होगी इस बात का इमाम की रज़ा से कोई सम्बन्ध नही है तो फिर ये सस्पेंस किसलिए हर साल बनाया जाता है की देखते है इस बार अशरा कहाँ होते है???कोई नागपुर में तैयारी कर रहे कोई इंदौर में कोई सिद्धपुर में कोई दारुस्सलाम में तैयारी कर रहा है। कोई उज्जैन बुरहानपुर की ज़ियारत कर रहा है कोई गलियाकोट अहमदाबाद की ज़ियारत के लिए जा रहा है। आखिर ये तमाशा किसलिए किया जाता है?? सिर्फ इसलिए की मुम्बई में एक परिवार एक खानदान अंदर ही अंदर खुश होता है??
आखिर ये फ़िज़ूल की नौटँकी और पैसों की बर्बादी रुक क्यों नहीं जाती...?
जिस जगह अशरा तमाम होता है वही पर ये ऐलान क्यों नहीं कर दिया जाता की अगले साल आशूरा कहाँ होंगे। तमाम तदबीरें मोमिनीन से करवा लेने के बाद किसी एक शहर का (जहाँ ज़्यादा फायदा हो) का नाम का ऐलान किया जाता है और जिस जिस शहर का नाम का ऐलान किया जाता है उस शहर के और उस शहर के आसपास के बोहरा लोग आतिशबाज़ी और जश्न के शोर में आसमान सर पे उठा लेते है बगैर ये सोचे की जिस हस्ती की शहादत की वाज़ का ऐलान हुआ है उसके लिए आप रोज़ छातियाँ पीट पीटकर रो रहे थे और आज आतिशबाज़ी में उस शहीद की शहादत को भूला बैठे।
क्यों क़ौम के लोगों के जज़्बात से खेला जा रहा है इस बात को कभी ठन्डे दिमाग से अली के शिया बनकर सोचना.....!!!

अल्लाह हमें हिदायत की रौशनी से मालामाल करे।

[Shk Mohammed Yamani]

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The fat aamil is telling the herds, nerds, slaves of Muddai Muffy thst by crying out loud, chikhi chikhi ne rowso toj mola Muffy Tamaro haath pakri ne tamne jannat ma laijaase. Then he goes on blackmailing all the herds with jungli beards that by rubbing tears all over your face, you will be honoured with muffy molas noor... abdes can be seen wiping their ass opps I mean modhaa par haath farawi raya che.
This is the mentally retarded aamil praising and comparing muffy with Husain imam and making abdes believe that if you don't screem and yell in masjid you won't go to heaven. Astaghferullah, Laanat on this Aamil