Perhaps he thinks that by going in purdah for a few months he can lay a better claim to being imam This is too much fun. Top Ten Reasons MS is a No Show:
10. Booked for Daily massage in Bandarawela
9. Unstable internet connection in Khandala (this was actually suggested by a bhakt)
8. Body Double in training to perfect the “Blank Look”
7. Hard to give a speech due to intubation
6. Plastic surgery to improve the “Blank Look”
5. Depression is not a big hit at the box office
4. Body double still perfecting the monotone....
3. Can’t compete with STF in waaz
2. Practicing to be imam in purdah
1. Nabi na dai thai gaya Allah ne piyara