Where is Syedna Burhanuddin ?

[WYP]

Originally posted by jamanpasand:
you could call us bohras moomin

You dumb immature !

I know moomin stands for the entire Herd.

The question was referred to you for person.

mumin = singular
mumineen = plural

dumb..immature...??? go easy on the kababs and biryanis, pal.

[mature]

thanks for telling me about moomin and moomineen but thats for us bohras. what about you guys what is the collective name of dushman and munafiq and their definations

[anajmi]

dear mature, WYP is on your side.

[S. Insaf]

Sayedna Saheb was in Khandala where today he was to perform mass nikah ceremony. But he had to rush back in Mumbai and last night addmitted in the Saifee Hospital on tenth floor. His condition is reported as stable.
Enough Bohra candidates had gathered in Lonawala though the charge of each nikah was fixed at Rs. 2 lakh 52 thousand per couple. They are all disappointed. So must be kothar!

[tahir]

There is a strong rumour that the 52nd dai was actually dead at the age of 85. The person who currently poses as Sayedna Burhanuddin is a meticulously prepared clone . This person was chosen by the kothar bosses and after the plastic surgery on the face, he was trained to imitate the mannerism, voice etc. of dai Burhanuddin during the latters lifetime - some 9 years back. The kothar knew that the empire will fall apart with the death of the ageing 52nd dai and so to perpetuate the 'brand name' they planned to create dummies. This fake burhanuddin is no more than 65 years old which is apparant by his voice.

Also, kothar has planted a news in public that a very authentic najumi (astrologer) has predicted the age of sayedna burhanuddin as 127 years. This way they have insured the brand name for the next 33 years. There might be a couple of more dummies as back up.

The original Sayedna Burhanuddin is probably burried somewhere in the Arabian Peninsula or East Africa.

[Fruits]

Dear Tahir,
If u r so sure about the theory revolving around the current SYEDNA then why dont u take up this assignment & prove to the public that u r true.THIS CUD TURN U INTO A FATHER FIGURE FOR WE REFORMISTS, or we can say that u r in the league of insaaf & his boss asgar, who till date have just uttered ill abt the syedna & they keep on saying that we Respect the syedna
. I have been with the reformist but never in my dream can i think of a theory that u r trying to put forward.So plz keep ur mouth shut bcoz what u say is just an imagination of a crook CALLED TAHIR!!!
thats all i can say.

[pro_pig]

tahir y dont u shut your mouth u *** hole

[tahir]

dear fruits,
Years back, Nathwani commission publicly proved that the mulla is a crook but Nathwani is yet to be turned into a father figure. Probably the flock doesn't like his 'phook'.

never in my dream can i think of a theory that u r trying to put forward

Obviously you can never!! that is why the crook still rules.

[Fruits]

tahir, if Nathwani had something to prove then he did thru his enquiry commission.What u r saying is a story or else come out with something concrete & dont go by ASSUMPTIONS!!!!!or els eu wud be a crook who is out for defaming anyone whom u dont like...

[jamanpasand]

What is lastest condition of syedna.

Have heard that he suffered multiple fractures
at Khandala.

Will he recover enough for Moharram ?

[tahir]

Tonnes of amassed wealth and zillions of hearty duas failed to insulate him from ordinary mosquito bites and fractures.

[belief]

tahir get a life. yu ******* .

[anajmi]

belief,

I am assuming you were trying to say either ******* or ******* or maybe even *******. Was it ******* nooooo it definitely couldn'tve been ******* so what was it *******?

[belief]

the answer to your question is illegitimate !

[Muslim First]

.
When religious Bohra gets sick, he seeks out blessed PHOOK-PAANI from religious authority.

When His holiness Maulan gets sick does he also seek out Phook-Paani?

Who does Phook-Paani for him?
.

[JC]

What is the point arguing..??!!!

We ALL know Burhan is as a human being as anyone else can be. He is old and will die soon, there will be one more ROZA, hundreds of new gallas, units and add on one more URS and add on one more SALGIRAH of new Dai.

I think there will be a division after Burhan passes. So we may see the dawn of Quaidee Bohras, Khozemi Bohras, Muffadali Bohras or what..????

As for PHOOK PANI ...... no comments. Jab Waqat Aaya Ga to Phook undar hee rah jaee gee or pani nikal paray ga ...!!!!

[Fruits]

Originnaly by the secret agent 007 alias tahir
__________________________________________________There is a strong rumour that the 52nd dai was actually dead at the age of 85. The person who currently poses as Sayedna Burhanuddin is a meticulously prepared clone . This person was chosen by the kothar bosses and after the plastic surgery on the face, he was trained to imitate the mannerism, voice etc. of dai Burhanuddin during the latters lifetime - some 9 years back. The kothar knew that the empire will fall apart with the death of the ageing 52nd dai and so to perpetuate the 'brand name' they planned to create dummies. This fake burhanuddin is no more than 65 years old which is apparant by his voice.

Also, kothar has planted a news in public that a very authentic najumi (astrologer) has predicted the age of sayedna burhanuddin as 127 years. This way they have insured the brand name for the next 33 years. There might be a couple of more dummies as back up.
The original Sayedna Burhanuddin is probably burried somewhere in the Arabian Peninsula or East Africa.
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respected agent 007
nowaday the science has advanced to such a stage that u can deliver the impossible.ur sayin the current syedna is a fake one, then that can be easily confirmed by say DNA. The reformists are very organised(as they pretend)& claim to have the EVERY INSIDE STORY of kothar, tell them to get a testimony that the current syedna isa fake one. U can be the standard bearers of the dawoodi bohra clan.
Also plz plz plz advice that engineer not to plead before the SYEDNA thru his open letters addressing HIM to free the bohras from his clips.
Also MR INSAP not whish Syedna good health thru his post( hope insap has not forgotten that)
This will turn u tahir into an overnight HERO, may be every newspaper running after u for an interview,every filmaker running to u for making a real time film & many many more
SO TAHIR WHAT R U WAITING FOR, DESTINY IS GOING TO BE MADE BY UUUUUUUUUUUUU. GRAB THE OPPORTUNITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[tahir]

Medical science has made more progress than we know of. A 94 years old man recovers from multiple fractures in 20 days and delivers waaz as if nothing has happened!

[Fruits]

Originally posted by tahir:
Medical science has made more progress than we know of. A 94 years old man recovers from multiple fractures in 20 days and delivers waaz as if nothing has happened!

Rightly said. Why not use this tool for proving the theory put forward by you that the current SYEDNA is not the real one. Else say that this is one fairy story & noting more.

[tahir]

Will you help me get his DNA ? But wait, we'll need the DNA of the original sayedna too. Lets go tomb raiding in the arabian peninsula.

Btw, if you had carefully read my initial post about the dummy theory you'd have known that it didn't originate from me. From your reactions I suspect it may be true though.

[pro_pig]

tahir can i get your contact number

[tahir]

Home : ***********
Office: ***********
Cell : **********
email: ##### @ #####.###

I am sure you are moomin enough to know this tawil information.

[Fruits]

Originally posted by tahir:


Btw, if you had carefully read my initial post about the dummy theory you'd have known that it didn't originate from me. From your reactions I suspect it may be true though.

You mean to say that u r busy propogating on this fiction to ur fellow people.

[tahir]

Yes, and so far you are the only fellow person to have evinced such an interest in the 'fiction'.

[pro_pig]

tahir i tell u that u r pussy guy u dont have balls u know what i mean . go to anystore and buy bangles for your self and aliasgar too mr prog bohra

[Anwar]

this kothari pro-pig is so worked up

[pro_pig]

anwar dont freak out u guys have empty brain that talk all shit

[Anwar]

Pro-suwwar i mean, pro-pig, is confused