List of New Films

[like_minded]

Dawoodi Bohra Production proudly present lot of new films:

* Kaho na niyaz hai

* Hum wajebat de chuke sanam

* Kabhi darees kabhi jaman

* Haleem banaya aapne

* Meesak to hona hi tha

* Aamilsaheb apke hai kaun

* Ye thaal hamara hai

* Cover bina raza kahan re


Mumeneen thi iltimas che ke film na baad, dal chaaval palidu jamta jajo, ne meherbani kari ne beeja na jhuta na pehni jajo.

[broadminded]

holy smokes!!!! sooooo funny.LOL.. .you just bought a big smile on my face..thanks.. .

[SAJJAD]

Some more new films:

* Bahut Jiyo Bahut Jiyo

* Shafaqat, Ehsan Aur Karam

* Shafiq Bawa

* Mola ki Thandi Nazar

* Khau Kasam Kaho Naam

* Dawat Ki Jaban

* Fakhera Najwa Fakhera Libas

[Al Zulfiqar]

Some more new films:

* Bahut Jiyo Bahut Jiyo

* Shafaqat, Ehsan Aur Karam

* Shafiq Bawa

* Mola ki Thandi Nazar

* Khau Kasam Kaho Naam

* Dawat Ki Jaban

* Fakhera Najwa Fakhera Libas

[Al Zulfiqar]

the songs in all these bohra films were exclusively from a team of nameless writers located deep inside the dungeons of saifee mahal.

most of these songs are based on marasiyas and their tunes are set to music by none other than shezaada taizun bhaisaheb bin mojiza-master burhanuddin bhaisaheb DM.

all heroines for bohra films have to undergo a with ridha and without ridha screening test at the bhendi bazaar offices of dawate hadiya, located behind seifu paowala's shop, next to mustafabhai surtipapdi's farsaan shop, opp akbarbhai tyretube puncturewala''s store.

all costumes are designed in the jamea by expert bensaabs with fashion design diplomas from choti sadri.

screenplay by tanzeem committee and dialogues written by qaid johar pehelwaan.

distributed by ITC (international taiseerun nikah committee) and also available by live relay once u get saifee HighSpeed cable network in yr house.

[broadminded]

I'd like to join the bandwagon by proposing;

Hum jamat khanay main rehtay hain..
Moula hamara millionairre..

great work guys...toooo funny!!!!

[ghulam muhammed]

the songs in all these bohra films were exclusively from a team of nameless writers located deep inside the dungeons of saifee mahal.

A beautiful song from the film 'Hariyali aur Raasta' which goes 'Bol meri taqdeer mein kya hain, jeevan ke do pehlu hai hariyali aur raasta'....... Bohra version 'Bori log ke najam baug mein ab to paka, bori log ke do pehlu hai biryani aur raita'.

[ghulam muhammed]

Abbas Mustan's 'Race' will now have a sequel 'Race 2', 'Race 3' and 'Race 4'...... The race for the post of 'chief of India govt. mint'.. oops sorry.... the next dai.

Bohras are anxiously awaiting the announcement of the next nass because for Burhanudin saab.. 'Kal Ho Na Ho'.

Fight for the post of next dai by.... 'The 3 Muskeeters' namely Qaid Johar, Mufaddal and Mazoonsaab.

Reformists and liberal bohras want to desperately see.... 'Independence Day'.

Profrog, EAW and Jayanti..... 'Awara Paagal Diwana'.

Yusuf Najmudin original production 'Hera Pheri' now has a sequel by Sayed ul Kher 'Phir Hera Pheri'.

Till today the next dai is..... 'Gumnaam'.

Innumerable water bottles lined up at raudat tahera for the phook of Burhanudin saab so that it becomes....'Gangajal'.

After baraat there will be a new concept....... 'Mrityudand'.

Endless number of court cases and various protests by liberal bohras does not change Burahnudin saab's attitude because....... 'Main Aisa Hi Hoon'.

[East Africawalla]

We can add a few more

Dushman - Progressives
Ram Aur Shyam - Mainstream and Progressives
Leader - Syedna

[Aarif]

Some more

Syedna se badhkar kaun

Misaq liyaa dard liyaa

Aisha jaman kahan

Ziyafat apni aur pet paraya

Kasam topi ki

Lakhon ki baat

Sabse badaa rupaiyaa

[Al Zulfiqar]

great ones, aarif.

some more.

ek thaal, bara haath.

burhan ne bana di jodi

naan, ridha aur dewri

khamosh! thaal rakhe hai..!

huzure-aala, kar do mera bhi bol baala!

ek ghar banaoonga, tere jamaat ke saamne..

zakat chor

ishq hua markaz mein

[SAJJAD]

Some more new films:-

* Mera Mola Meri Jannat

* Bahut Jiyo Bahut Looto

* Mola Jannat Ka Jaamindar

* Mola Ki Doa Hai

* Adna Ghulam

* Paisa Fenko Tamasha Dekho

* Paiso Ka Khuwar

* Zulm Aur Tamasha Ka Malik

[Al Zulfiqar]

one more..

mola, shezaada aur ghulam

[Safiuddin]

Here's a few more . . .

Shri 420 (That one should be self-explanatory)

Deedar( 2009 Remake )

Saifee Mahal, Long awaited sequel to Taj Mahal, with the hit song " Majlis Mein jal uthi Shama"

Mazoon Teri Ganga Meli

Burhan Ka Babu

Gol Maal

Anmol Gaadi, with the hit qawwali, "Bhar Doo Jholi Teri Ya Mohommad"

Masjid ek Mandir

Bhaisaheb Baawra

Shabab, a poignant portrayal of a youth group gone bad

Tera Naam Joker

Sheherezaada











That one should be self-explanatory

[hanish]

Where is this topic heading...Surely this forum has not become a jokers joint.

[like_minded]

[quote="ghulam muhammed"]Abbas Mustan's 'Race' will now have a sequel 'Race 2', 'Race 3' and 'Race 4'...... The race for the post of 'chief of India govt. mint'.. oops sorry.... the next dai.

Bohras are anxiously awaiting the announcement of the next nass because for Burhanudin saab.. 'Kal Ho Na Ho'.

Fight for the post of next dai by.... 'The 3 Muskeeters' namely Qaid Johar, Mufaddal and Mazoonsaab.

Reformists and liberal bohras want to desperately see.... 'Independence Day'.

Profrog, EAW and Jayanti..... 'Awara Paagal Diwana'.

Yusuf Najmudin original production 'Hera Pheri' now has a sequel by Sayed ul Kher 'Phir Hera Pheri'.

Till today the next dai is..... 'Gumnaam'.

Innumerable water bottles lined up at raudat tahera for the phook of Burhanudin saab so that it becomes....'Gangajal'.

After baraat there will be a new concept....... 'Mrityudand'.

Endless number of court cases and various protests by liberal bohras does not change Burahnudin saab's attitude because....... 'Main Aisa Hi Hoon'.[/quote


SUPERB

[Baskin]

Real face, attitude and upbringing of progressives can be seen here on this post.

Don't try to act intellectuals elsewhere!

[East Africawalla]

They all come out of woodwork with their crap

[like_minded]

Some variations from original movies


* 8x10 Tasveer = 6x4 Cover $$$

* 13-B = 53A 53B 53C 53D 53E (after 52 )

* Johnny Gaddar = Mazoon Gaddar

* Rab ne bana di jodi = Sab ne luta di khopdi

* Maalamal Weekly = Maalamal Daily

* Dostana = Dostana (Syedna & Narendra Modi)

* Qayamat se qayamat tak = Q se Q tak loot te rahenge

* Lage raho munna bhai = Lage raho mulla bhai

* Rok sako to rok lo = Rok sako to rok lo

* Bunty aur babli = Shahzada aur Shahzadi

* Mission Istanbul = Mission Mombasa

* Don = Don ka Don

* Munnabhai MBBS = Saifuddinbhai NKD

* Kuch Kuch Hota Hai = Sab kuch mota hai

[SAJJAD]

Here is some more new films:-

* BUSHRA BUSHRA - CHALA GAYA

* Bezaban Janwaro Ka Katil

* Mai Qayamat Tak Zinda Rahoonga

* Poojapath

* Khuda Ki Laanat Dushmano Par

* Mera Naam Taabudaat

* Khana Pina Aur Jalsa

* ONE ENGLISH MOVIE -- LEAN, MEAN, MONEY MAKING MACHINE

[like_minded]

Some more...

* Laawaris = Baawarich

* Aa ab laut chale = Aa ab shikar pe chale

* Red = Green $$$

* Deewar = Deedar

* Pyar ke side-effects = Bayaan ke after effects

* Taal = Maal

[Humsafar]

Just couldn't resist the temptation;
Some film names apply as is...
Mera Saya
Looterey
Dus Numberi
Badhti Ka Naam Daadhi
Zanjeer
Shahensha
Kabhi Alwida Na Kahna
Ghulaami
Namak Haraam
Leader
Baazigar
Lagaan
Main Hoon Na

...and some with slight modification...
Sheikh 420
Napaak-eeza
Thaal apna, darees parayii
Rampur ka Luqmaan
Aao Matam KareN
Bachna Aye Muminio
Chit(thi)chor
Anmol Dadhi
Rida Ke Jaronkohon Se

...and some for reformists...
Namak Halaal
Hum Sath Sath Hain
Kuchh Kuchh Hota Hai
Sarfarosh
Khuddaar
Raza Ke Bina
Misaaq Ki Aag
(Saifuddin) Insaaf Ka Taraazoo
Sapera (Asghar Ali Engineer)
Hamein Hisaab Chahiye
Gumraah
Ghaddar
Dr. Engineer Ki Kahaani
Yeh Vaada Raha

[Al Zulfiqar]

all of u guys are superb. never knew so much imagination and talent existed on this board..!!!

and humsafar, didnt know you were such a hindi film buff! what a long list u have come up with.

as for the abde's, tamne jo aa badhu vachine ghani taqleef thaati hoi, to tamne forum mukine jaawani raza chhe.

[East Africawalla]

Zulfikar, you have got no right to ask people to be in the forum or not, at least we are stayers and don't go on a sulk like a child which you do. Dont keep throwing prams out , you are not intelligent enough to deal with adults ~(I mean mentally , I know you are in your fifty but not matured)

[Fatwa Banker]

It is rumored that Dawoodiwood Productions has an English sequel in the making for the Hindi classic "Phook nu Paani"...... it will be called "Spitwater"

[Al Zulfiqar]

a few new productions are being launched in east africa called...

JUNGLE MEIN MANGAL..

MULLAH AUR JUNGLEE SHER

CRATER MEIN ZIYAFAT

FEARLESS SHEZAADA

HATARI (RE-LAUNCHED WITH SYEDNA IN THE ROLE OF JOHN WAYNE)

THE GOLD MINES OF SULTAN UL BAWAHIR (LOOSELY BASED ON 'KING SOLOMON'S MINES')

ADVENTURES ON KILIMANJARO (STARRING SHEZAADAS IN THRILLING ACTION SEQUENCES, SKIING, RAPELLING AND CARRYING OUT DARE DEVIL STUNTS)

Y.N. KI AMAR KAHANI (WHEN HE WAS CAUGHT IN TANZANIA SMUGGLING DIAMONDS IN HIS PAGRI)

OUT OF AFRICA! (WHEN SYEDNA WAS BANNED FROM TANZANIA FOR 20 YEARS)

MASAI MARA ME SYEDNA HAMARA

ONE THOUSAND AND ONE AFRICAN ZIYAFATS..

SHEZAADAS IN THE MIST (SHOWING SHEZAADAS FORAGING IN THE JUNGLE, FEASTING ON ZIYAFATS AND ENGAGING IN THEIR NATURAL ANIMAL BEHAVIOUR)

[SAJJAD]

More Production:-


* Jiyafat, Qadambosi Aur Tagda Salam

* Raudat Tahera

* Halaku

[Safiuddin]

Here is another one just for one of our favorite abdes:

Out of East Africa-wala

[Al Zulfiqar]

Here is another one just for one of our favorite abdes:

Out of East Africa-wala

[Aarif]

Some more

Koshish (dedicated to reformists)

Khoon Pasina (dedicated to bohras)

Ek Khiladi Dus Lakh Anari (syedna and bohras)

Khiladiyon kaa Khilaadi (Syedna)

Aaon sawaab kamayein (orthos)

Hum hein rahee jannat ke (orthos)

Kranti (Dedicated to reformists)

Shanti (Dedicated to orthos)

Karz

Charandas (orthos)

Kaala Paani (Baraat)

Hafta Wasuli (Kothar)

Kaamchor (Kothar)

Jaane bhi do yaaron (orthos to reformists on their stand)