New Rules..!!

[anajmi]

My point is that you normally do not understand posts. You are not smart enough.

A famous hollywood actor once said that God has given man two organs that need blood to function, but he gave them blood enough for just one organ. Since you didn't understand my post, I will explain it to you as the other abde idiots probably didn't get it either. The two organs are the brain and the p-nis. What that means is that if blood is flowing to your p-nis, then you are incapable of thinking as your brain is not getting sufficient blood. Your brother idiot has been thinking about breasts and love rooms. Now can you put 2 and 2 together?

[profastian]

Anajmi, was "outed" in the thread
http://dawoodi-bohras.com/forum/viewtop ... f=2&t=6623

That is why he is throwing temper tantrums

[anajmi]

And my temper tantrums are clearly affecting your ability to think. That is, if you had any in the first place.

mustafa, after ROFLMAO so many times, I guess you had to get back in line eh?? Pity!!

[Al Zulfiqar]

actually Anajmi, i chose to edit my post because i dont believe in kicking a man when he is down

mn, the only reason you chose to edit your post and remove text, but insert stupid smiley faces, is that everytime you open your mouth to utter words, you end up with your foot in it instead!

and the fact that you smile with prof's post betrays the fact that you share the same mental sickness that he has.

so do you both get together and conjure up these strong orgasmic urges for syedna together??

[fearAllah]

porus,

thanks for your rather extravagant compliments, which are way more than i deserve. to wit, i'll agree, but enlightenment? that is what i glean from YOUR posts, and often i feel like a humble student at the feet of your knowledge.

you are welcome

Why don't you guys get a room....

Why dont you advise such wise things to Burhannudin? He should really get a room to enjoy those feet kissings/lickings, its not good to do it inside bohora temple before the public, kids get spoilt you know!!

[seeker110]

See all the Sabaks have interfered with the education.All the Abdes now think cancer causes cell phones.Br. pro needs phook nu pani from the man of ill heath.

[Al Zulfiqar]

Br. pro needs phook nu pani from the man of ill heath.

seeker, that was not very nice, a very low blow below the belt. syedna is an old man touching 100. it does not suit you to make fun of his ill-health, which is a result of natural causes.

we may criticise his actions from the past, but please do not ridicule him for his frailty and weakness.

[seeker110]

The concept of Dai would be Allama Iqbal,sir syed. Imam Hussain, Moula Ali.and Prophet Mohammed.Look what we have.Old age does not wipe the sin, pain and burden upon innocent Bohras.I just cannot say anything good about this person.

[profastian]

The concept of Dai would be Allama Iqbal,sir syed. Imam Hussain, Moula Ali.and Prophet Mohammed.Look what we have.Old age does not wipe the sin, pain and burden upon innocent Bohras.I just cannot say anything good about this person.

Allama Iqbal and Imam Hussain in one phrase. One a known habitual drunk and the other who struggled against a drunkard. What a ignorant git.

[Al Zulfiqar]

What an Effing hypocrite you are AZ. When people put smileys and LIKES against your posts its "Look at me, im so cool" but for others, its mental sickness??? Effing hypocrite

mn, how's the head banging going on? enjoying it? the bleeding, the pain, the sado-masochistic pleasure of getting whipped into a frenzy?

now that you have no feet to stand on and have run out of all options, like a typical abde you resort to cursing and abuse in code language, just like syedna and his hired lackeys say laanats on the "first 3". no guts to enunciate the actual words, or afraid of getting royally kicked on yr shrivelled backside, like syedna was forced to do on public TV?

[Al Zulfiqar]

And give you ammo to then go running to admin, crying about how i abused you and them tom-tom it from the highest rooftops how bad we are???

wow! what a fine analytical mind! where were you when syedna abused the first 3 khalifas, "tom-tomming it from the highest rooftops" how bad he was as a leader? wish he had some dollops of the amazing common-sense and discretion you display. its not too late you know, you can still join his panel of advisors, then you wont have to hallucinate about him at work and get these strong orgasmic urges.

[Al Zulfiqar]

mn,

"its not too late you know, you can still join his panel of advisors, then you wont have to hallucinate about him at work and get these strong orgasmic urges."
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you were a callow youth then, but what about now?

[Smart]

AZ, any new rules lately? Your Deep Throat seems to have gone into hibernation.

[Al Zulfiqar]

AZ, any new rules lately? Your Deep Throat seems to have gone into hibernation.

smart,

i have posted rule no. 40 only 5 days ago. please see the previous page on this thread.

'deep throat' had sent me a detailed manifesto which is going to be revealed by syedna and his military commanders in small doses throughout this muharram. keep your ears peeled to catch the nuances, you will be amazed to find many points from the manifesto being referenced during these 10 days of peak business.

[Al Zulfiqar]

those of you who have been closely following syedna's vaaz's will have noticed many points from the manifesto being referenced.

any comments?

'deep throat' informs me that after ashura a grand new plan will be revealed concerning the data collected from the ejamaat card scans. please keep watching this thread as DEH is working closely with IT and Marketing experts on the formulation and implementation of this plan...

[Al Zulfiqar]

the recent equation of syedna with hussain is further proof that many points mentioned in the manifesto revealed to me by 'deep throat', came true during this muharram. this should put the doubts of abdes on the existence of 'deep throat' to rest once and for all.

you see the strategic plan which syedna has implemented in his lifetime, that of making hussain's shahadat the central plank of his mission and upping the intensity of its propaganda by repeating it 24/7 accompanied by purjosh and frantic maatam has finally succeeded. now whenever the mention of syedna comes up and abdes see his photo or face, they immediately and robotically commence doing maatam in a sort of pavlovian response. a subliminal, deeply embedded signal in their brains prompts them to flail themselves like grief stricken madmen and shout ya hussain!

the mansoos' reference is merely a betrayal of this plan and a vindication that their sinister plan has worked. abdes see the old, frail and pathetic syedna as the sole survivor of kerbala (maybe as zainul abedeen?), the one long suffering member of hussain's clan who has since then been reciting the shahadat for his faithful abdes and conducting maatam like a virtuoso, the community being the grand new york philharmonic orchestra and syedna being its genius conductor a la zubin mehta.

su eni niraali shaan chhe!

[Al Zulfiqar]

dudes, watch this space closely for new upcoming attractions in 3D that will blow your mind....

i know its been a while, but "deep throat' was busy accompanying syedna and his manhoos to dongam, pune and mofussil areas on intense collection drives to mop up surplus funds from DABR's. while carrying out a semblance of his duties (which he must, in order to not blow his cover) he has been gathering secret intelligence to which only a few in the highest echelons are privy.

i have been getting bits and pieces of confidential reports and will have sufficient material shortly, now that syedna is back in mumbai and 'deep throat' can take a well-deserved break.

[profastian]

dudes, watch this space closely for new upcoming attractions in 3D that will blow your mind....

i know its been a while, but "deep throat' was busy accompanying syedna and his manhoos to dongam, pune and mofussil areas on intense collection drives to mop up surplus funds from DABR's. while carrying out a semblance of his duties (which he must, in order to not blow his cover) he has been gathering secret intelligence to which only a few in the highest echelons are privy.

i have been getting bits and pieces of confidential reports and will have sufficient material shortly, now that syedna is back in mumbai and 'deep throat' can take a well-deserved break.

Yeah AZ its been a long time for you. You certainly need you deep throat _ _ _ _

[Al Zulfiqar]

new rules contd.....

'deep throat' has been kept very very busy by syedna's outfit. he is the chief 'collector' or treasurer of funds collected on these various fund drives. since ashura, with syedna's health having improved sufficiently for him to be used for whipping up abde bohra sentiments and getting them to part with their surplus black money, 'deep throat', although busy under cover, has also been collecting valuable and explosive insider info to be published on the PDB forum.

friends, contrary to most news of gloom and doom for reformists in their fight against the goliath kothar, take heart. there are some well-placed sympathisers inside the evil establishment kothar, who are very highly placed and are privy to some of the most confidential information. according to secret tid-bits revealed to me, here are some new rules which will be brought into force and unfolded as time progresses.

41. henceforth, every DABR's child, male or female, will be instructed to 'give' periodic salaams. this practice will be commenced from the time a bohra baby is born. the parents of the newborn will touch the money to the baby's fist and araz it to syedna. this salam will be deposited soon after at the local jamaat office. the more you perform this practice, i.e. every month, or week etc, the more barakat your child will earn. you will see the results in your baby's upbringing, education, manners, namaz, etc. also the first solid food for the baby will also have to be given from the KBMBNS dabba scheme. this will get the child habituated to the noorani jaman blessed by syedna and it will consume DCP gladly all through its life.

42. now that muffy mola has proven his divine credentials by conversing with his dead bro. hoze' who reported from his qabr, it has been decided that every marhum abde or marhuma amte will be compulsorily buried with a working and fully-charged cellphone. as can be readily understood, hoze' was the progeny of an ilahul ardh and did not need such new fangled stupid contraptions like cell phones to convey his reports, but an ordinary adna mumin will not have this capability and then how will muffy talk to him/her? soon after a momin is buried, his relations can meet with muffy mola or arrange a tel call with him and muffy will report on the amno amaan of their departed by connecting with the buried cellphone. no mola or mansoos has ever bestowed such azeemushaan nemat and barakat for his abdes ever.

43. now that the entire rayyat has had proof of muffy mola's niraali shaan, all mumeen can now be prepared for announcements coming straight from jannat, conveyed by bro. hoze' to mansoos mola. we will be the only muslims in history, privileged to get eye witness accounts of the happenings of jannatul firdaus. what can be a more telling fact than this that ena ehsaan beshumaar chhe, eni su niraali shaan ane shaan chhe!!

44. a new tasbeeh is soon to be instituted. every bohra abde/amte/naunihal will now onwards recite this after every namaaz and when entering markaz/masjid - 'YA MUFFADAL, YA FULOOS.' this tasbeeh is said to have miraculous powers in increasing nemat and barakat for haq na sahebs.

45. it will now be made compulsory for every DABR to give atleast one darees, ziyafat, pagla or kadambosi to a member of the qasre ali and baite zainy every year without fail. syedna is working on scheduling systems whereby one or the other of his family MUST visit every bilaad, moze' and vatan atleast once every year and carry out this noble and azeemushaan deed.

46. all mumeneen must realise that syedna has granted the great sharaf to his great great grandchildren to now carry on the flag of daawat. a secret project to train them at a younger and younger age has now borne fruit. mumeen should not be surprised anymore to see young kids of 13-14 taking over as amils in their towns. mumeneen must realise that they are witness to a great miracle and that these youngsters are descended from heaven to guide them as hadi's, vali's and vasih's. a true momin will instantly fall at the feet of these divine personalities and shower them with respect, wealth and ziyafats. this sharaf of syedna to the divine kids will also result in freeing up the superb organisational skills and talents of the adult zaadas who can better invest their time in managing the myriad huge projects in construction, ashura events abroad, liasing with govts. security, banking, etc etc.

47. it is decreed, with the personal guidance of syedna and supported by muffy mola, that it is in the best interests of all mumeneen to be relieved of their excess financial surplus and commitments. thus every amil, jamaat committee member and sydena fidayeen will henceforth keep a close watch on every abde/amte's income and lifestyle. as is well-established in many spheres of life, taking away the surplus results in renewed vigor and motivation in life. eg. donating blood helps generation of fresh blood, taking water from a spring rejuvenates it, fleecing sheep brings forth more wool and so on. as must be evident to 'intelligent' momeneen, the recent trips of syedna and muffy mola were in fact 'mopping up' operations designed to make mumeneen work harder and improve their status in life. parting with your excess millions actually removes all the impurities from your home, business and health. besides it helps to secure an assured life for our rehbars who take care of us in allah's darbaar. it is also evident to those who reflect, that living in indolence is bad for your morals and upbringing, whereas living in a constant state of want, penury and tension to earn, is good for your soul and creativity. syedna and his mansoos have bestowed upon us beshummar ehsaan that they are firmly planting our feet on siratul mustaqeem!!

su eni niraali shaan chhe. ghanu jeevo ta qayamat!

[Al Zulfiqar]

2 whole days have passed and no laanats from dawoodi abde bohra regressives...????

[ghulam muhammed]

2 whole days have passed and no laanats from dawoodi abde bohra regressives...????

They are busy reciting shifa-e-kulli for tul-ul-umur of their master taa qayamat.

[Al Zulfiqar]

.....or busy selling their torn knickers, lungi's and kasab ni topi's to buy gold guineas for syedna.

[Al Zulfiqar]

during the next few days of salgirah celebrations, watch out for some of these new rules to unfold...

[profastian]

Has any one wondered why AZ calls his informant deep throat?..
Gauging from his fascination with male genitalia and private parts (apparent from his posts) and male chaddis, one can put two and two together
P.S. AZ I thought that you rolled the other way and you would be deep throat, but maybe him and you are the same person (Kinky)

[Al Zulfiqar]

trust don quixote - profas - and his trusted sidekick sancho panza - nalwala - to appear as if on cue. tilting at windmills as is their wont...

dont know what is more hilarious, syedna celebrating his 102nd birthday or these 2 clowns patting each other's back!

[Al Zulfiqar]

where have all the don quixotes, sancho panzas and their buddies, the abde regressive idiots disappeared???

[Al Zulfiqar]

just getting in reports, all hush-hush, that some major proclamations are in the offing. 'deep throat' is gathering intelligence on this, but speculation seems to be centering on some new religious titles for sale. something innovative and ingenious... watch this space closely folks.

[SBM]

Nalwala
You have not answered my question posted elsewhere about your generosity to any good causes regardless of affiliation, Would you make a donation to this forum since you have mentioned that you did learn and you also got freedom to express yourself on this forum.

[Al Zulfiqar]

bro. sbm,

nalwala does not and will not donate any money to help this forum or the progressives. his 'pretend' offer of help for ujjain bohras was only so that he could derive the satisfaction of poking fun at the reformists.

nalwala takes full advantage of this free forum to heckle and show 'likes' for cheap and vulgar posts made by his fellow abde morons, but will not contribute a penny where its so simple, just click on the button and donate.

what else would you expect from the champion idiot of this forum who agrees that syedna does a lot of unethical and immoral things and yet believes he is 'mojiza na saheb'? a confused guy who does not know whether his head is on his shouders or up his toilet-paper-stuffed arse? a stupid abde who cannot believe that syedna would do nothing for poor affected bohras but will not find out whether such a fund run by his mojiza na saheb exists, so he can make a contribution to it?

bro. sbm, you expect too much from a retard like nalwala!

[Al Zulfiqar]

nalwala is conspicous by his absence!

his silence is deafening..

(now watch the fun )