Crazy over Bananas

[truebohra]

New Diktat from a Wahabbi Mulla...

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 020659.cms

[profastian]

New Diktat from a Wahabbi Mulla...

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 020659.cms

This is so hilarious

[Conscíous]

Haha

[anajmi]

I guess now we know what this mulla thinks about when he touches his banana.

[DMY]

This mulla is probably watching some really corny stuff on the net.

[ghulam muhammed]

The mulla should now issue a fatwa for men too........... Dont touch mosambis and santras.

[Al Zulfiqar]

i suppose the next fatwa will be that women cant lick or eat ice cream cones ....??

[stranger]

The mulla should now issue a fatwa for men too........... Dont touch mosambis and santras.

hahahaha

[feelgud]

As Editor of Bikyamasr.com, I am disappointed that I did not catch and hold this piece. The “Islamic cleric bans women from touching cucumbers, bananas for sexual resemblance,” article should not have run when it did. Arguably, it should not have been run at all. We should not have published about an “unnamed sheikh” in an unnamed European country unless we were able to garner more information on the issue, both on the sheikh himself and the news website the information was gathered from, independently.

We realize that as a growing news organization with a growing reputation and readership, we have an increased responsibility to not only verify our own material at the highest levels, but further investigate the quotes and articles of other news organizations before referencing their work.

This is our error. We apologize for the poor judgment on the matter. It is inexcusable. While the exact quote reported by Assawsana.com may well have been exactly what it was reported to be by that website, without a name and location behind this person and comment, it is difficult to find the information credible.

We recognize our pitfalls and their repercussions. The fact that this story was quoted by a large number of news organizations across the globe shows that our error in judgment can have serious, detrimental effects. For this, we would like to apologize to our readers for the inadequate editorial judgment I, as Editor and Founder, made in this instance.
http://bikyamasr.com/50613/editorial-on ... er-sheikh/

[profastian]

Some more craziness
http://listverse.com/2010/02/25/top-10- ... us-fatwas/

[Al Zulfiqar]

prof and other abde fanatics,

you guys should be the last ones to poke fun at these ridiculous fatwas. first ask syedna to forbid fgm among bohra women as that is as barbaric and uncivilised as some of these fatwas which mistakenly and unislamically treat women from a misogynistic angle.

nowhere in islam is female khatna recommended or enforced.

yes, the only self-defeating action that bohras do to defend the honor of their women is to let them wander the streets and make a public debacle of themselves attempting to get a 'deedar' of their sai baba, and then as a guilty afterthought smudge their faces on sycophantic abde websites! bravo!

[feelgud]

"O you who have believed, if there comes to you a disobedient one with information, investigate, lest you harm a people out of ignorance and become, over what you have done, regretful." (Al-Hujuraat: 6)

[ghulam muhammed]

The Fatwa against Women Touching Bananas and Other Stupid Islamic Orders
By Asra Q. Nomani

There is an interesting headline moving through Muslim community listservs: "Did an Islamic cleric really ban women from touching bananas and cucumbers?"

This past week, an email pinged around the world, claiming that a Muslim cleric "residing in Europe" issued a, well, interesting fatwa, or religious ruling, banning Muslim women from touching bananas or cucumbers: “He said that these fruits and vegetables ‘resemble the male penis’ and hence could arouse women or ‘make them think of sex,'" according to a report in a supposed Egyptian website, BikyaMasr. The Times of India ran the story: "Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas."

It's hard to confirm that the fatwa is true, but the fact that we, in the Muslim community, would even think it's possible is a reflection of just how inane the phenomenon of fatwas has become in the Muslim community. The idea of the fatwa became notorious when an Iranian cleric called for the killing of author Salman Rushdie when he published the novel The Satanic Verses, about an erased portion in the Koran supposedly inspired by the Devil.
The fatwas used to carry the authority of divine ordination. But the years since have revealed that, indeed, there is nothing to fear—or revere—about the fatwa. In fact, nowadays, you can get a fatwa to validate any point you want to make. I call it "fatwa shopping."

One American-Muslim blogger, Sheila Musaji, concluded the fatwa was "only shoddy reporting," but admitted there have been enough "stupid fatwas" to "make anything easy to believe." Another blogger tried to chase down the truth, writing: "That’s some pretty good flame-bait, but is it legit?" The BikyaMasr website credited "el-Senousa news," but the blogger wrote, "Good luck finding it," concluding that "the tale of the vegetable-fearing Mullah is starting to look a little short on authenticity."

Before the story became just another apocryphal tale like the ones that emerge from the Onion, the satire magazine that makes up news, the e-trail to the original story was clarified. Sunday, after unprecedented attention to the bikyamasr.com website, an email shot out from a man identifying himself as the site's editor, Joseph Mayton, apologizing for the mix-up, correcting the original Egyptian media outlet that reported the "cucumber sheikh" as www.assawsana.com and linking to the original story in Arabic. In an editorial, Mayton said that "the article should not have run when it did. Arguably, it should not have been run at all." Most importantly, lest we wonder, bikyamasr.com ran an important follow-up story, "Cucumber sheikh 'far from the truth,' says Egypt Islamic leader," Sheikh Gaber Taye’ Youssef, chairman of Egypt's Religious Endowments Ministry—no pun intended, of course. The Islamic scholar was quoted saying, "God says in the Holy Qur’an ‘eat and drink from what we have granted you.'"

Nowadays, you can get a fatwa to validate any point you want to make. I call it "fatwa shopping."

True or not, the possibility of such a fatwa underscores the long Ridiculist of fatwas, to borrow CNN host Anderson Cooper's nightly feature of news stories of the absurd. "That cleric is an idiot," one Muslim wrote. "But what am I going to do now? I eat lots of bananas because I am vegetarian," wrote Farzana Hassan, a progressive Canadian-Muslim leader.

In our Muslim community, we've had enough comic fatwas to create our own Fatwa Ridiculist. Some of my nominees:
1. A man can work with a woman to whom he's not a brother, father, uncle, or son, if he drinks her breast milk first.
2. A husband can divorce his wife with a text message, declaring: "I divorce you. I divorce you. I divorce you.”
3. Muslim girls can't be tomboys.
4. Mickey Mouse is a corrupting influence and must die.
5. Emoticons are illegal.
6. You can't wear a Manchester United soccer jersey.
7. A husband and wife can't have sex naked.
8. Pokémon is as bad as Mickey Mouse.
9. Ditch the downward dog. Yoga is forbidden.
10. Girls above the age of 13 can't ride bikes. (See fatwa No. 3.)
To all of this I have only one thing to say: Please pass the banana split.