Listing Of "Shit" On Stock Market.

[ghulam muhammed]

So imagine if Biogas becomes one of the prominent sector in stock market....which works on a raw material i.e. SHIT

What will be the situation?

Equity analysts on TV gets interviewed by dumb-head beautiful anchor!!

Anchor: So sir what do you see ahead for Biogas sector?

EA (Staring at Anchor's boobs): Things have emerged quite a well!

A: Siiiir, I am asking about Biogas sector, what is your view on going ahead?

EA: Oh! yaa..yaa! you know if you look at Indian consumption story then it emerges as a prominent beneficiary.. year on year consumption is increased by more than 30%

A: The most deciding factor for sector's growth is raw material(SHIT) supply. Whats your view on this?

EA: I am very bullish on the supply of raw material(SHIT).. till congress is a ruling party, there wont be any shortages of raw material(SHIT) supply.. there are few critical factors which are driving the supply.. the biggest factor is Digvijay Singh..his recent statements on Anna Hazare is an absolute bullshit.. providing large stock of shit to the sector..our insider information tells us that he is going to call a press conference next month.. and its is going to supply enough raw material required for next 6months to all companies.

Other major factor is our very own Pranab Muk-her-ji.. every year his budget speech itself provides large stock of shit..along with his current announcement of raising Rs40,000Crores, fuel hike, interest rates, fiscal deficits provides additional shit supply to the sector.

We are also bullish on getting regular supplies from Ghajini of UPA Mr P Chidambaram.. his comments on his short memory.. his stance on Anna..his stance on terror attacks is quite promising for shit supply

A: But sir dont you think the sector is very much dependent on a single source i.e. Congress?

EA: As usual you're wrong.. the beauty of this sector is that it is not only dependent on one source, there are various other strong suppliers too..
Look at BJP.. Advani's Jan chetana yatra, his claims of PM candidacy, Nitin Gadkari's intellectually dumb statements, Narendra Modi's series of high profile fasts, Sushma Swaraj's thumka dance.. are too major contributors.. NCP, BSP, SP also ensure large stock of supplies..

A: But Sir then dont you think we are piling up inventory of raw material?

EA: As usual you're wrong.. We are going to see a major change in energy matrix of the world.. since we are the largest producer of shit.. we are going to export it to other countries.. promoting the use of biogas which will replace coal, oil, gas.. you see. We will soon stop importing oil, coal.. coz we will be fully on biogas..
So we will turn from 'oil importing country' to SPEC(Shit Producing and Exporting Country).. so basically we will become shit based economy thanks to our super shitty politicians..
Shit will emerge as a prominent commodity across the world..
Many Indians would hit the Forbes list of Billionaires.. What list will look like

Rank Worth Name Country Sector
11 $20bn Mr. XYZ India Shit
20 $15.5bn Mr. ABC India Shit exporter

So this is how India will take over the world through its innate ability and emerge as the SUPER POWER.

So my take is aggressive buy on this sector.