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[phorendude]

Got a new one in the line of bullshitness.. go on contribute more here..

Mojeza at hasanpir: mufaddal moula saw a lady in the crowd in orange rida and sent her a message to remove that rida immediately..the lady had her nikaah that day..n had made that rich rida for it.but as per farmaan she arranged for another rida somehow n wore it n came for nikaah.after her nikaah she asked moula y was she told to change?moula replied thay there were two jins sittin on her rida. If she had prayed nikaah then they would also be shaamil in the nikaah...might be the lady had dried her rida previous night n jins came n sat...so plz dont let ur clothes remain to dry outside after magrib

[humanbeing]

Hi
This shall be posted on lighter side of the forum section !! I m still Laughing ! Go on ! please add more !!
Possible that; Mufaddal Maula must have been mistaken for 2 big butterflies embroidered on the Rida as ‘Bad Jinns’
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Could this be a rumour or a fake story by a day dreamer ?

[Al Zulfiqar]

we do have a thread in the humour section where such mojiza jokes can be posted....

btw, why would these 2 jinns have this burning desire to become female participants in a bohra nikaah??? maybe they were recently circumcised as per dawoodi bohra custom with the raza of syedna?

this mojiza is up there among the best and most rib-tickling, alongwith mnalwala's strong urges bringing up syedna to solve his desperate situation with female colleagues he had harassed...

[Conscíous]

Bro/sis phorendude,
I disagree with them about your post being moved and it should remain here,,,but as I am a member of the "GROUP", I'll have to agree with them.. SO PLEASE DON'T POST SUCH NONSENSE, IN THIS SECTION OF THE FORUM..
Only a few privilege people are allowed to post their bullshit of high standard

[Al Zulfiqar]

as per latest reports, the 2 jinns whom manhoos frustrated in their intentions to participate in the nikah, have now vindictively occupied the body and mind of muffy the vampire slayer.

no wonder he is making such bizzare statements nowadays... tsk, tsk, poor muffs.... !

[ghulam muhammed]

might be the lady had dried her rida previous night n jins came n sat...

Kothar is now having a business tie-up with the abde tarwalas who will now diversify in the hanger industry and roll out thousands of hangers which will be sent to muffy for 'phook' in order to ward off jinns which could posses the ridas and saya kurtas kept on the hangers for drying. The said hangers will then be sold for a fakhir rakam of Rs.553/- each.

[humanbeing]

Instead of criticising we shall enjoy our new era of magical times. I feel like Im in a harry potter type of world. We got magic, miracles, mojiza around.

I m not so aware of harry potter series, but whatever I know I can relate with our community.

Bad Jinns : Dementas (those scary black shadows who could suck happiness out of our lives)

Good Jinns : Late Saints (walking around us in faded shadows)

Jameas : Hogwash school of Magic

Muggles : Non Bohras

Indeed we are living in Magical times !

[Al Zulfiqar]

... all you can do is dig up my past indiscretions. Flog another horse....

mn,

are you actually begging for a respite from my relentless onslaughts against your pathetic orgasmic urges for syedna?? then atleast ask politely and say please.....

but hold on... NO! you wont be spared even an inch and shown no mercy. after all your type of hilarious mojizas dont come along too frequently and your story keeps bringing me plenty of laughs. in fact its my favorite joke when i relate it to friends. many of them fall on the ground writhing in mirth..!! one of them nearly cracked a rib, he laughed so much.

god bless idiots like you and may your tribe multiply to keep us in good humor. thanks!