Ismaili LOL

[anajmi]

huh!!

I rest my case - again. LALOL

[anajmi]

Wake up, Wake up.. (I am waking up my case)

As per turbooch's superior genelogical calculations, the Hazar Imam is a yahudi. LALOL

Now, you can rest....again. LALOL

[pardesi]

Originally posted by anajmi:
Wake up, Wake up.. (I am waking up my case)

As per turbooch's superior genelogical calculations, the Hazar Imam is a yahudi. LALOL...... LALOL

Sorry to jump in Anajmi but if that geneology includes the beloved Prophet of Islam I would be willing to die a million deaths just to be linked to it in any way, wouldn't you? BTW "jew" would have been a better word than what you used (yahudi). Remember we are actually talking about the lineage of Holy Prophets, be it Mohammad, Issa, Jacob, Ibrahim or whoever. Respect is due without question. But then you only have one yardstick to measure everybody with. An unfortunate soul you are.

[pardesi]

Please read:

Who was Abraham?

http://www.redicecreations.com/specialr ... raham.html

This is really interesting. I came across something like this some time back and started to google search and came up with this.

Whether Abraham was a jew or an arab, we have a bigger problem now. The hindus claim him as theirs. What are we gonna do now. Does that make our Prophet decendent of a Hindu?

[Nobigotry]

Did I not say the wahabis reinvent the Prophet as it suits them. According to the terrorist's sidekick (who purports to be an expert on all matters Islam) the Prophet is not fom Abraham - which ulema discovered an authentic hadith of the Prophet redifining his geneology?

So stoning the devil is Hindu in origin after all!

[Nobigotry]

As Muslim First accepts everything he reads on Ismaili.net as the official Ismaili line, can one assume that what we read on this site from him and his sidekick is the official salefi/wahabi line on Islam and the Prophet?

Again the wahabi duplicity in play. When one finds something incredulous on the various Muftis-for-hire sites then their apologists claim that the posters are not Muslims but enemies of Islam. Is it not conceivable that the wahabis have a strategy of "infiltrating" various Shia sites and paint a wrong image of the adherents over a period of time by posing as memebers of the sect? Surely they do not teach just physical warfare at the Madrassas

[Nobigotry]

An unfortunate soul you are.

Could not agree more with you Pardesi. Were I not a firm believer (no Ananjmi I do not give a toss about what your views on my beliefs are!)I would have said that the poor chap is a blot on the human landscape and the nature's resources are unnecessarily being wasted on him. But then I remember that my Allah does not create in vain. He desperately needs help - no psycho realises that until it is too late! Over the years I have observed how he and the other "lump of corruption" have not relented for for a moment; all others who have run-ins with them have more often than not made useful and meaningful contributions. No doubt he will respond with his usual tripe

[turbocanuck]

Originally posted by anajmi:
Wake up, Wake up.. (I am waking up my case)

As per turbooch's superior genelogical calculations, the Hazar Imam is a yahudi. LALOL

Now, you can rest....again. LALOL

Anusmi,
You are right. The Holy Prophet and HIS descendants do share a common ancestry. LALOL!!
(Wahhabi shriek of pleasure)He He He

[anajmi]

BTW "jew" would have been a better word than what you used (yahudi).

hehehe. Have you read the quran? Do you know what word the quran uses? Is it "jew"? Oops sorry, I was talking about the real quran not the bolta and nachta one that you have.

And this is for all Ismaili idiots. Please do not talk about the lineage of the Holy prophet. None of you morons have a clue.

[Nobigotry]

Turbo,

Discussing the prophet's lineage is taboo. You Ismaili morons must learn the cardinal rule of wahabism - change the facts if they don't serve the purpose at hand. Who will know the difference - only Allah and we have been cheating Allah all the time. Now go and memorise the rule whilst our designers work on the next version

[Nobigotry]

La huls Hoops (or whatever the phrase is) hallelujah - the true muslims have finally won me over! I renounce all other faiths. From now on whatever I post is straight from my mullah's mouth.

[Nobigotry]

Now you Ismaili morons read and learn! Look what we are doing for Islam whilst your Imam is wasting his time helping the poor kafirs of Africa and Asia:

In June, 2006 a disabled 70-year old woman entered a shop in Al Deira market in Riyadh while unaccompanied by a man. In the shop was the male shopkeeper. We accused the woman of "khalwat". Her relatives were not informed of her arrest. They found her a few days later in a jail.

Ibrahim Mohammed Lawal, a recent convert to Islam, had been studying Islamic Law at Badiya Islamic Center in Riyadh. When he heard that his 63-year-old woman neighbor was ill, he offered to drive her to the hospital. Several hospitals very rightly refused to admit the woman. Some time after she was finally admitted to a hospital, Mr. Lawal wondered about the woman's well-being. He called to her apartment, where three of the woman's female friends were present. As he inquired after the woman's health, the muttawa arrived, and arrested Mr. Lawal and the three women.

[anajmi]

I feel sorry for these women. What happened was completely unIslamic, although I am not sure what your point was, if there was any.

[Nobigotry]

Brother Anajmi,

Assalam alaikum wa rahemtullahi wa baraqatu.

Brother I was stressing to the Ismaili morons that they should follow the true path as illustrated in my examples not going around helping kafirs build schools and hospitals - la hul wala quwat!

Have a wonderful jumah brother anajmi. Hope the kutba will be about shahadat. Turbo you moron do they teach about dying for your faith in your jamat khana on Fridays?

[pardesi]

Originally posted by anajmi:

BTW "jew" would have been a better word than what you used (yahudi).

hehehe. Have you read the quran? Do you know what word the quran uses? Is it "jew"? Oops sorry, I was talking about the real quran not the bolta and nachta one that you have.

And this is for all Ismaili idiots. Please do not talk about the lineage of the Holy prophet. None of you morons have a clue.

Allah speaks in alegory not circacism. You used the word "yahudi" as an insult. Your intentions were broadcast loudly with your sentence.

Care to discuss the lineage of the Prophet, before and after. That is if you haven't got your mind made up already with some garbage you read on the internet. First you will have to agree that the Prophet is from the lineage of Abraham (Brahma or Ram) and hence the "Yahudi" are his decendents also, not to mention some of those "yahudis" were prophets of Allah.

It is entirely different topic though but care to shed some light on if Abraham was the same as Hindu Brahma or Ram? If that is true then the Prophet is from a Hindu lineage, isn't he?

More after your reply.

[Gursevak]

What happened was completely unIslamic

Oi chadh yaar - saudi is craddle of islam and saud family keepers of the holy sites so how can it be unislamic

[anajmi]

balle balle,

Chadh nahin tu pakad puttar. Saudi is cradle of Islam for those with Islamophobia.

Notbig,

Walekum assalaam wa rehmatullahe wa barakatuhu.

true path as illustrated in my examples

Not sure if you understood my earlier post, but what I said was - what happened to these women was unIslamic. Either you are brain dead to understand what I said or an enemy of Islam. I would go with brain dead.

pardesi,

I won't ruin your parade. You Ismailis are doing a fine job of proving that your Hazar Imam is a yahudi or a hindu. My job was just made easier. Keep doing it.

[pardesi]

Dear Anajmi,

You call everyone on this board a moron yet your posts only prove that you are a moron yourself. Please get this in your pea sized brain - No one is trying to prove the lineage of my Imam - it is their on the records, no need to prove it. He is decendent of the Prophet thru Ali and Fatima which you do not want to recognize. That still does not change the fact. If you call him a Yahudi or Hindu then actually you are calling Prophet Mohammad a Yahudi or a hindu.

Please preview your posts before posting. It helps me a lot and will save you a lot of embarassment.

BTW its Friday. What the hell are you doing on this board. Dont you have some ignorant muslims to brainwash at the masjid where you lead prayers.

[anajmi]

pardesi,

This is the reason why I call you guys morons. You don't even know who is calling whom what. Turbooch said Prophet Abraham is an Israelite, so that would make your Imam a yahudi. I didn't say that. Then you said that Prophet Abraham was actually a descendent of Brahma or Ram so that would make your Imam a Hindu. I didn't say that. You did. Hence your Imam would be a yahudi or a hindu. And yes, according to the twisted Ismaili reasoning and intellect, that would make the prophet Muhammad a yahudi or a hindu. Ofcourse, this is only according to twisted Ismaili reasoning and intellect. And I don't believe in twisted Ismaili reasoning and intellect.

[pardesi]

Originally posted by anajmi:
pardesi,

This is the reason why I call you guys morons. You don't even know who is calling whom what. Turbooch said Prophet Abraham is an Israelite, so that would make your Imam a yahudi. I didn't say that. Then you said that Prophet Abraham was actually a descendent of Brahma or Ram so that would make your Imam a Hindu. I didn't say that. You did. Hence your Imam would be a yahudi or a hindu. And yes, according to the twisted Ismaili reasoning and intellect, that would make the prophet Muhammad a yahudi or a hindu. Ofcourse, this is only according to twisted Ismaili reasoning and intellect. And I don't believe in twisted Ismaili reasoning and intellect.

What twisted Ismaili reasoning and intellect? You are the one twisting my reasoning. Tell me where I said Abraham was a decendent of Brahma or Ram? I only asked could it be true that Abraham and Brahma/Ram be the same person. You are the master a twisting words not us. Dont you get tired of being wrong? Once? Please! Go beat your wife and kids and dont take it out on us here my brother.

[anajmi]

I only asked could it be true that Abraham and Brahma/Ram be the same person.

Oohh you were only asking. I am sorry. Let me answer. NO. They are not the same. The quran gives no indication of prophet Abraham having taken help from monkeys to save his wife who was kidnapped by some rakshasha. There is no evidence of prophet Abraham having built a bridge between India and Sri Lanka, infact the quran gives no indication that prophet Abraham ever visited India. Does that answer your question?

[pardesi]

So if it is not mentioned in the Quran, it doesn't exist? Is that what you are trying to say? There are supposedly 124000 Prophets upto Prophet Mohammad. Majority of those prophets are not mentioned in the Quran. Did they not exist?

[pardesi]

And NO it does not answer my question! There are printed articles by researchers/writers about the possibility, I repeat, possibility of Abraham and Brahma/Ram being the same person. They base their reasoning on the similarities in time, names and places. These theories give us something to think about - an exercise of mind - to expand our understanding of how, when and where. Even Allah does not say that if He did not mention something in the Quran, does not mean it does not exist.

BTW dont you have a wife to beat and kids to abuse? Have a life, the Islamic way! Dont waste your "useless" time here, please.

[pardesi]

Originally posted by anajmi:
[QB]

.... infact the quran gives no indication that prophet Abraham ever visited India....QB]

huh? what?

Did he not migrate westward from the area that was known to be an Indian territory? Abraham moved from India so why would Allah indicate he "visited" India?

You are losing it Anajmi. I am telling you, go beat your wife and kids. This subject is not for you.

[Nobigotry]

Pardesi you Ismaili moron how dare you insult a true Muslim? The quran makes no mention of monkeys giving man AIDS but you lot just accept it. We true Muslims do not believe in anything that is not mentioned in the Quran either directly or as read by our ulema (May Allah continue to reserve their palces on the intercession panel)

[Nobigotry]

And another thing you morons - stop implying we are the only ones with Madrassas. One of your lot was telling me that you lot have opened madrassas in Kenya so I did some research and found the following on one of your sites:

The Madrasa Programme was launched a quarter of a century ago at the request of East Africa’s Muslim leaders who wanted to improve the overall educational achievement of their children while at the same time promoting a secular, integrated curriculum based on the universal ethics and values of Islam and local cultural traditions. ... quality, affordable and sustainable community-based early childhood development centres open to children of all faiths, cultures and ethnicities.

La hul wala quwat. Open to all faiths - you are training kafirs Ethics of Islam - what do you and East African Muslim leaders know about Islam Do you teach them about Jihad? If not Saudi should officially request the EA Govts to close down these unIslamic schools

[Nobigotry]

Brother Anajmi,

Not sure if you understood my earlier post, but what I said was - what happened to these women was unIslamic.

Sorry brother I am new to True Islam - I thought that segregation of sexes was an Islamic principle. I have a lot to learn but with your and brother Muslim First's help Insallah I will learn (as indeed are a lot of others here) about the virtues of Islam. Keep up the campaign to educate the kafirs - May Allah reserve your places in Jannah.

[Muslim First]

Who did Jesus call out while on the cross?
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Joined: 28 Mar 2005
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:44 am
I'm not an expert in Aramaic (the language of Jesus) but it seems as if there is some possibility that he was actually saying "God, God (or Ali Ali) why have you spared me?" rather than "forsaken" which would support the Muslim view that he was never crucified in the first place. And that Allah, in his mercy, spared him from crucifixion by the Romans.
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[Nobigotry]

Brother MUslim First

Is it permitted in Islam to copy the ways of the kafirs? hehehe ..... is the Sikh genteman's signature here.

[Nobigotry]

Brother Muslim First,

Lal hul wala quwat I visited the kafirs site and look what a funny post they had there:

Ganeshotsav and Indian Muslims

http://www.ismaili.net/html/modules.php ... pic&t=2459