A cannibal was walking through the jungle
and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+ Tourist: $8.00
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $12.50
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
